When you take a massive shit and go to wipe, but you don't realize your Hulk-like strength and destroy the toilet paper in your hand. Then you continue to wipe your ass with your bare hand.
Oh man, I was in the bathroom the other day and totally had to beastwipe. My hand still fucking smells.
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Chris: Oh yeah sure...all he can do is rhyme with gun, gat, and phat. The Beastie Boys now those are some good rappers.
Marcus: OH! You mean those 3 jewish cats from NYC.
Chris: Yeah. How can you beat rhymes like, "I went to get a loan and they asked my race, so i wrote human inside the space."
Chris: Oh yeah sure...all he can do is rhyme with gun, gat, and phat. The Beastie Boys now those are some good rappers.
Marcus: OH! You mean those 3 jewish cats from NYC.
Chris: Yeah. How can you beat rhymes like, "I went to get a loan and they asked my race, so i wrote human inside the space."
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2) (adj.) Of or having the quality or flavor of the Beastie Boys lyrics, humor, or style (i.e. having sarcastic or biting humor, a flippant attitude, use of obscure cultural references, quoting or wearing kitschy and outlandish phrases or styles).
2) (adj.) Of or having the quality or flavor of the Beastie Boys lyrics, humor, or style (i.e. having sarcastic or biting humor, a flippant attitude, use of obscure cultural references, quoting or wearing kitschy and outlandish phrases or styles).
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Derek got all beastie and saved his head like MCA.
Qwame gets all beastie when he drinks Brass Monkey 'cuz he gets retarded and up peoples faces.
Derek got all beastie and saved his head like MCA.
Qwame gets all beastie when he drinks Brass Monkey 'cuz he gets retarded and up peoples faces.
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