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beastual

Nina Hutchings is a rather beastual human being, and 7S is a rather beastual lot of people, the manor is extremely beastual. Nina thinks Elton John is beastual.
by Kimbo Reed July 7, 2006
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Beastcuitiality

The act of posing two (or more) animal crackers in various sexual or pornographic positions.
"Katie! Stop doing that to the hippo! Beastcuitiality is against nature."
"Aw but the lion cracker wuvs the hippo."
by Hidzir January 10, 2008
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Beasturbation

To masturbate with beast-like force. The act of extreme self-pleasure, sometimes involving painful sensations. It comes from the root of Beastiality, but it should not be confused with beastiality because this type of self-pleasure does not involve an animal. It only involves the animal-like force to pleasure ones self.
"As a single man, when I feel extra horny, I participated in beasturbation while watching The Office."

"Pam engaged in beasturbation so intensely using a guitar that it became out of tune for 2 years."
by coolpeople9809 August 31, 2011
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Beautful Babies

Attractive young men or women encountered at a club. Also see Honey Babies
The club had so many beautiful babies I had a hard time choosing which one I wanted to dance with.
by Diane the BITCH July 26, 2005
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blastfuck

The act of planting an explosive on or in the male or female genetalia and igniting it.
First I knocked her unconscious, then I blastfucked her. You could hear the explosion for miles!
by Fusionrock June 8, 2004
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beastfuck

To have sexual intercourse with someone repugnant, usually in such a way as to avoid looking at them.
Tony: "Would you fuck her?"
Steve: "Hell no. She's a beast."
Tony: "Well, then beastfuck her."
Steve: ". . ."
by Big Steve June 30, 2004
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beastular

adj., a combination of the words beast and tubular: something that is extremely cool and wonderful
Friday night's events were absolutely beastular
by the hizzle May 19, 2005
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