Beastachio

1. A beast person eating a pistachio.

2. An adjective to describe something beyond awesome.

The opposite of bullockstachio.

1. Hey check out that beastachio, John is eating a pistachio!
2. COD 8 is out??? That is so BEASTACHIO!!!!!11!!!111!!!

by barackobama1138thx April 21, 2011

Beastsheality

Noun. When a male has sexual intercourse with a female partner who has more body hair than him.

Friend 1: Dude, You got with that wildebeest?!
Friend 2: Yeah man. But why do you say wildebeest?
Friend 1: She’s hairy AF. I didn’t know you were into beastsheality

by WhoTFisDave August 11, 2020

beastish

enormous. crazy. exaggerated. exceptional. massive. powerful.

The worlds strongest man is beastish.

by rb138 June 10, 2007

Beastaphilia

A Sexual encounter with a women of ethinic or afro caribbean origin.
Also can be defined with a sexual experiance with a monkey.
Or having sexual intercourse with a unattractive women

I think having sex with that black women would be like beastaphilia.

by Tricose May 27, 2008

Beastaphilia

The act of of having sex with an underage animal or other such creature. Not to be confused with pedophilia or beastiality

Sir, you are under arrest for the act of beastaphilia.

by FrostyDogGaming July 10, 2018

Beastaphliac

A person who fucks dead animals

That tiger is dead n dude is fucking it.. #beastaphliac

by Lmfaoatyou January 20, 2022