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Where the bear shit in the buckwheat

To tell someone where the bear shit in the buckwheat means to explain something to them that they are very likely to know already, especially because it is self-evident.
«I'm not that stupid that I actually need somebody to tell me where the bear shit in the buckwheat: I can see for myself who the bad guy in the film is. Ta!»
by The_big_Vingtetunieme June 25, 2009
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beershits

A case of diarrhea, possibly accompanied by foul, sulfuric smelling farts, often coming the day after consuming mass quantities of alcoholic beverages such as beer.
"Man, after that party last night, I've been in and out of the can all day!"

"Dude, You got beershits."
by NayJosh March 29, 2008
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Does a bear shit in the woods?

A sarcastic way of saying hell yes.

Made famous 2001 during the tv-show Friends in season 7 episode 8.
Ross: You hungry?
Joey: Does a bear shit in the woods?
by DanielG. December 26, 2012
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does a bear shit in the woods

Sarcastic response to any question that has an incredibly obvious answer. The humor lies in that you're mocking the person who asked the question by jokingly asking a question that has an obvious answer. See "Is the Pope Catholic".
Joe: Is Julio Jones good at football?
Clayton: Does a bear shit in the woods?
by Bob_Sag25 September 6, 2009
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Beershit

The massive shit one takes the morning after consuming a large amount of beer.
"Oh man, I took a massive beershit today, it was an epic session last night!"
by Seamus O' Shaughnessy July 6, 2008
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Does a brown bear shit in the woods?

a more vulgar way to say "Does a chicken have lips?". A sarcastic way to answer a question with a question. You could say "Does a brown bear crap in the woods?" instead. Either way, the other person is supposed to say "yes".
Ricky: Was that Economics 200 exam difficult?

George: Does a brown bear shit in the woods?
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 8, 2008
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