bearded dragon

A phenomenon where a man shaves everything but his testicles, turning his penis into a bearded dragon.
I stretched her out with my bearded dragon.
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Bearded Dragon

When a red headed woman forgets to shave her vagina for a few days and a man rubs his face on the now grown in stubble of a beard.
Yo man, I tamed Sherry's bearded dragon last night and now my face burns.
by Dragon Slayer 69 June 30, 2008
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Bearded Dragon

When having oral sex with a woman, grab her head as you blow so that all the sperm goes in, this should result in some running out of her nose, making hear resemble a chinese bearded dragon
Billy "I grabbed that bitches head and blew in her mouth till she looked like a bearded dragon!"
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Bearded dragon

Max sprang forth from the brearded dragon.
by lg June 9, 2004
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bearded dragon

a drink consisting of 1 part rum, 2 parts tequila, 3 parts
lemon juice, 3 parts lime juice, and 1/2 part of jalapeno juice.
hey bartender, can i get two bearded dragons on the rocks.
by Joe Tricna January 1, 2008
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bearded dragon

when a man forcefully opens the mouth of anything and gives one violent bone shattering thrust into the throat of the victim.
dude, i bearded dragoned the old lady across the street with such force i threw out her hip!
by nigger bitch boob July 6, 2010
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