jack the beanstalk

Synonym for "masturbate".

"I was jackin' the beanstalk while watching the Playboy channel."
-me

by Dave June 6, 2004

Beanstalking

It's the masturbation of an extremely large penis, such as that of a mythical giant.

I'm bored, what do you say we go beanstalking. I believe she was jackin' the beanstalk.

by Double UM August 25, 2011

beasteality

a sexual relationship with an animal

Their was a news story about beasteality: a young girl was found out by her boyfriend to have had sexual relations wirh her dog. He told her father but he already knew

by blondebomshell January 28, 2014

beanstache

A failed attempt at a moustache. Is often stroked when in deep thought or stalking. Cannot be shaved, apparently.

Benny Mayfield. see also: Bean Mexfield

by Jordan October 26, 2004

Arkansas Beanstalk

An Arkansas Beanstalk is when a man has numerous ticks on the shaft of his penis so that when it gets erect and the ticks swell with blood it looks like a beanstalk. This can provide his partner with unbelievable pleasure as the ticks provide pressure points similar to ribs on a condom.

Man, last summer after the corn harvest I had an Arkansas beanstalk that took three days for the old lady to work out. I gotta tell you though, she cant wait till next year's harvest.

by Doc 3416 June 24, 2014

beatsteaks

the beatsteaks are a very good punk/rock band from germany.
they're in the business since 11 years and they still rock!
at a concert you'll always see someone of the band on a surfboard, surfin on the crowd and in almost every show they pick a fan who plays an instrument and let him/her play with them for a song.

members:
vocals, guitar - Arnim Teutoburg-Weiß
guitar - Bernd Kurtzke
guitar - Peter Baumann
bass guitar - Torsten Scholz
drums - Thomas Götz

Bam Margera likes to listen to CKY, Turbonegro, Beatsteaks, ...

famos songs (in germany) :
"i don't care as long as you sing"
"hand in hand"
"me against the world"
"let me in"
"you walk"

by arctic.monkeys/listen_to_beatsteaks August 17, 2006

Jackin' the Beanstalk

When one inserts both testicles into a woman's vagina whilst vigorously jackin' off on her abdomen, hence the name.

Just like Jack and HIS beanstalk, last night I carefully planted my two seeds and was Jackin' the beanstalk all over Mary.

by Very Wise Man February 27, 2011