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Bean Sprout

When you get an errection (usually after waking up) and the tip of your penis pokes through the front of your pants, underwear, or both.
today when i woke up my morning wood ended up being a massive bean sprout.

it was so awkward when my mom woke me up today, i had an awful bean sprout.
by BeefyCarrot October 18, 2011
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Bellsprout

1) Pokémon #69 (I am not joking)

2) An alternative to the word “Bellend” that is less likely to get you in trouble

3) A word to describe an uncircumcised penis
Guy: Wanna have sex?
Girl: Yes
Guy: *takes off pants*
Girl: What a Bellsprout.
Guy: What do Pokémon have to do with this?
Girl: Your dick looks like a Bellsprout.
Guy: You’re calling me a bellend, ain’t you?
by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023
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Bean Sprout

A term used to describe the offspring of a beaner (mexican). If the baby mexican is not killed in a gang related shooting he may one day grow up to be a full fledged "beaner" and pick tomatoes too, and maybe even end up carjacking you at gunpoint sometime.
Damn Bean sprouts keep asking me for spare change, thay should all be deported to wherever the hell they swam here from!
by BMF1992 May 5, 2009
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Bellsprout

Another word for fellatio, sucking dick or giving head. Named because the Pokémon, Bellsprout, looks like it’d suck the life out of a Weiner.
For Valentine’s Day, I’m going to make his favorite dinner, go to a movie and then head home and bellsprout him.
by Dftrm08x January 27, 2018
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bellsprout

this word is a pokemon but has been redefined with a better meaning, it means you bell end, but sounds better:)
u f**kin bellsprout!!
by x~abbie~x September 11, 2005
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bellsprout

A small, wimpy Pokemon with vine-like feet and a bell-shaped head.
My Magikarp's Splash attack is better than your Bellsprout's Vine Whip.
by Kateh July 3, 2007
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Bean-sprout

/ been-sprōut /
pronoun

1. Annoying Mexican children who are commonly up to no good.

2. A tasty crispy vegetable commonly eaten with phó.
"Hey John go clean up isle five a pack of Bean-sprouts just wreaked it again."

"Hey beaner tell your bean-sprouts to get the h*11 out of my yard."
by AntonymsHater September 1, 2013
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