Nigga Stole My Beans

Basically u use this when some black dude comes up to u and steals ur beans

Me: *Eats Beans*
Nigga: *Steals My Beans*
Me: Nigga Stole My Beans

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

a different brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 than the usual most popular brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼.

An iconic quote my the man, the myth, the one and only Harry Styles when he got asked to tell us an unpopular opinion in which he answers that he prefers...

"a different brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 than the usual most popular brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼."

1: what beans do you like bro?

- i prefer a different brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 than the usual most popular brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼.

- oh, i like Heinz...

by oat milk May 13, 2020

Beanos

a bean that was fused with Thanos making the ultimate lifeform BEANOS

Everybody gangsta until BEANOS

by juusha August 4, 2019

jerry beans

an overwhelmingly powerful midget or short person

"Tell your husband to get out of the house! You're dealing with the jerry beans girl!"

by jerrybeans man September 10, 2009

alrighty beans

A portmanteau of "alright" and "cool beans". "Cool beans" was a popular slang term in the 1970s used to express something pleasant occuring. The phrase "alrighty beans" means "ok" or "alright".

John: Alrighty beans! Let's go see some whales!
Jane: I'm whaley excited!

by Treelore Jones February 3, 2022

Dog Beans

A phrase used to define something (or someone) that is simultaneously demonstrating both dog trash and garbanzo beans behavior. Used primarily in a lighthearted manner to convey a disliking

"Hey, James. That video you showed me was not funny! It was total Dog Beans!"

by TheDrewBlue July 8, 2020

Bung Beans

Hemorrhoids. The flaming, engorged and thrombosed variety.

After years of vigorous anal sex, she was left the worst case of bung beans ever witnessed by the medical community.

by Dick Onchin August 9, 2020