The Brannigan Doctrine

Also known as "zerging", the Brannigan Doctrine is named for the eponymous Zap Brannigan, who threw "wave after wave" of his own men until the kill bots reached their natural kill limit and shut down.

The Brannigan Doctrine is a staple feature of Russian military "strategy", which appears to consist of throwing "wave after wave" of conscripts at smaller nations only to suffer humiliating casualties at the hands of technically inferior militaries. First seen in the Russo-Finnish war of 1939-40, and then again in the Russo-Ukrainian war.

The Brannigan Doctrine is a staple feature of Russian military "strategy"

by Katharina Von Bora March 24, 2022

Zapp Brannigan

A captain on Futurama that is the military equivalent of George W. Bush. Women are not allowed in his army as he likes sexually harassing them. Comes up with poor strategies to battles, such as sending waves of his own men out to be destroyed by "killbots," robots that die upon reaching a preset kill limit. He is also responsible for driving a space cruise into a black hole, destroying a $400 billion space station, and having a planet completely mined to the point where it implodes on itself.

Zapp Brannigan: The court shall now hear from the court marshall's ex-lover, Turanga Leela.
Leela: Go *BEEP* yourself.

by dj gs68 September 4, 2003

beanigger

1. The thing that is born when a nigger knocks up a beaner or vice versa.

2. A combination of a beaner and a nigger.

Them huxtables in the cosby show, their kids are beaniggers are they not, since dr. huxtables wife comes off as mexican...

by shdwsclan May 22, 2009

Zapp Brannigan

Wears a short skirt-like piece of clothing as part of his uniform - which he probably designed himself. Believes himself to be a chick magnet.

"This light meal is over"

by B-Drac September 6, 2003

banigga

when the banana rots so much that it turns completely black, almost looking burnt.

that banigga stole my appetite, just like any other black thing

by eagleeyeslinger March 4, 2019

Zapp Brannigan

The greatest character on the hit TV show Futurama. One of the greatest cartoon characters ever on par with peter griffin,glen quagmire and homer simpson.
Space captain who believes himself to be irrisistable to women.
Constantly coming out with priceless lines.

To Kiff about Leela- Soon she'll come crawling back for some sweet sweet candy. (touches rear) Bam!

Branigans law is like branigans love- hard and fast.

TI don't understand branigans law I mearly enforce it

This is turning into one EROTIC half date

by AdzGod August 8, 2005

brannigan

A drunken and debaucherous night out with the boys drinking heavily, the happenings of which are seldom recollected and usually denied to the authorities. Might result in ending up with a cuntasaurus rex.

husband: I shant be home until late milady. Us and the boys are heading out for a prolonged brannigan, expect me home tuesday with a splitting headache and two wenches by my side
wife: but I thought we were married...
this guy: can I join
husband: NOOOOOO!!!
wife: tiger claw?

by The Snackmaster October 15, 2006