Beanapika

The god of beans who is trustworthy and accepting to everyone...except the people who eat beans. It is also a 2 brancelled genius that is a huge weeb

Jake: Do you know who beanapika is?
Emma: Yeah! Isnt that the god of beans?
Beanapika worshippers: ALL HAIL BEANAPIKA....ALLHAIL BEANAPIKA

by Lev_NotFound December 3, 2020

Beanised

The act of being in the state of Beanis - the utter defeat by the great Bomont Beanis

Get beanised Jon!

by Wikimind February 23, 2021

Beanpaste Girl

Korean phrase dwenjang-nyo 된장녀. The name comes from a kind of modern Korean woman who will live as frugally as possible on a cheap beanpaste stew so they can save up as much money as possible to spend on designer shoes and handbags.

She's such a beanpaste girl...

by NavyBrush September 10, 2012

beanie season

The wonderful time of year when it’s socially acceptable to wear a beanie without being called fucking emo. This happens during fall and winter.

“Samatha, its not beanie season, get that beanie off your head you uncultured thot.”

by dinosaurwaffle September 26, 2019

Beaniellis

When someone is in the beanie arc again in their life and start playing emo song.

Beaniellis, again? With the glasses too?

by apple1010 March 8, 2023

Beanie straighten

A method guys use to help straighten their hair. One will put a beanie on or some kind of knitted cap while their hair is wet and leave it till their hair is dry. This causes the root and most of the shaft of the hair to be straight, and the ends can be flat-ironed very easily.

Ben will beanie straighten his hair to make it much flatter and sexier.

by codenamesmash December 31, 2008

Zucchini Beanie

Another word for a condom. A zucchini beanie is used to cover a penis during intercourse to prevent pregnancy.

"Do you have a zucchini beanie? I want to get down to business."

by WeGotDemMaffs July 24, 2017