beaverfish

A small aquatic creature, that is half beaver and half fish. Also known as the BEAVERFISH! This furry creature can grow up to 5 feet long and weigh as much as several llamas! The beaverfish usually eats other small aquatic creatures, but usually prefers the green, nutritious fruit, zuchinni. Although, the beaverfish may appear harmless, never enter any waters near them, due to the fact that they are very territorial of their habit, and invasion of their inviroment, can cause serious injury.

It's a bird, it's a plane, NO! It's a beaverfish!

by Dr. Trann September 3, 2010

Big Beaners

An Amarillo Tx restaurant owned by Quackenbush, A secretly Gay lawyer who frequently uses Grinder for hook ups then publicly hates gays and thinks using derogatory words for a business is okay.
He also makes up things in his head thinking people are out to get him, probably because being a victim of his own mess is more amusing than the life he lives hiding his sexuality.

The Big Beaners needs a real menu, they only sell 3/4 pints of beans, cant get a coke and the burritos dont have beans on them even!!

by LGBTQRSTUV May 30, 2020

beanerschnitzel

A child that is a product of one Mexican parent and one German parent.

"That's a good lookin' kid!"
"Yea, he's a beanerschnitzel."

by burger05 March 19, 2010

beanerita

A white girl who dresses, talks and acts like she is a chola, mexican or of latin descent, usually as a result of living in a primarily hispanic neighborhood. Usually nicknames herself "guera" but spells it "weda" because thats how its pronounced and she doesnt know any better. Sonetimes nicknamed "flaca" if she's thin. Spells it "flacka" or "flaka". She claims to speak Spanish but only actually knows a few words so its more like really bad Spanglish. More often than not she has an annoying, nasal voice and talks fast.

That beanerita thinks she's mexican. That white girl cant even spell guera right

by TrendyWendy March 18, 2015

Beaneritis

A disease that turns your skin brown, stuns your growth, gives you the sudden urge to hop fences, you become addicted to beans and stealing cars from white people. Beaneritis will also lead to not showering and watching Spanish soap operas.

Austin Powers: Doctor, Why did my skin turn brown? I woke up this morning and i felt like mowing my neighbors lawn for $1, whats happening to me?
Doctor: Well it seems that you have a condition known as Beaneritis.
Austin Powers: NO!!!

by SmokethatGreen March 4, 2009

beanerific

A combination of the slang term for mexicans, beaner, and the word terrific.

Dude: Hey Man, I just went to Taco Bell.
Man: Dude, how was it?
Dude: Oh, it was beanerific Man, beanerific.

by Brian Conn December 9, 2008

beavershark

Beaversharks are an indigenous species to Pine Mountain, Georgia, and are found in the lakes of Callaway Gardens. They prefer deeper water, but occasionally can be spotted near shore, especially at dawn or dusk. They have buck teeth and a beaver tale, with a body reminiscent of a shark. Adult beaversharks can grow up to 3 feet long. Beaversharks feed on large fish and turtles, and have been known to bite human children.

Always stay inside the swim area, the beaversharks are hungry this time of day.

by U.S. Fish and Game July 20, 2007