beanerita

A white girl who dresses, talks and acts like she is a chola, mexican or of latin descent, usually as a result of living in a primarily hispanic neighborhood. Usually nicknames herself "guera" but spells it "weda" because thats how its pronounced and she doesnt know any better. Sonetimes nicknamed "flaca" if she's thin. Spells it "flacka" or "flaka". She claims to speak Spanish but only actually knows a few words so its more like really bad Spanglish. More often than not she has an annoying, nasal voice and talks fast.

That beanerita thinks she's mexican. That white girl cant even spell guera right

by TrendyWendy March 18, 2015

Beaneritis

A disease that turns your skin brown, stuns your growth, gives you the sudden urge to hop fences, you become addicted to beans and stealing cars from white people. Beaneritis will also lead to not showering and watching Spanish soap operas.

Austin Powers: Doctor, Why did my skin turn brown? I woke up this morning and i felt like mowing my neighbors lawn for $1, whats happening to me?
Doctor: Well it seems that you have a condition known as Beaneritis.
Austin Powers: NO!!!

by SmokethatGreen March 4, 2009

Beanerang

The act of a mexican person trying to get across the border and horribly failing and having his ass thrown right back into mexico.

Toss that beanerang back where it came from Billy!

by Lisa Armstrong October 27, 2003

beanervan

any van that a mexican drives, usually (but not always) a ford aerostar or fullsize chevy van. may also be a gmc safari, chevy astro, dodge caravan. beanervans are used to transport illegals across the border.

did you see all the damn mexicans sleeping in that beanervan in the parkinglot?!

by chin nuts July 12, 2007

Beanernet

Having such dirt-poor internet, that people think your provider is of Mexican quality. Usually referring to dial-up connection with frequent lag spikes.

Dude: Fuck I'm lagging again! Host WTF!
Host: Not me man, try fixing your beanernets.

Buddy: Dude! you download that game yet!?
Guy: Not yet man, my beanernet is takin' forever.

by MashedPotatoJohnson December 9, 2008

BeanEater69420

The best Minecraft player you will ever meet

"Omg did you see BeanEater69420? Hes the best Minecraft player ever!! I Hope he dates me."

by BeanEater69420 June 21, 2020

beaverball

same as fastpitch softball

a sport played and coached, almost exclusively by lesbians

generally understood to refer to softball when talking about an unusually unattractive "female" who plays softball

A: "What is that thing wearing the flanel?"
B: "Oh, that is Terry, she plays beaverball"
A: "Looks like a catcher"
B: "Sigh, yea a catcher"
A: "Brutal stuff"

by heteroharry May 17, 2011