beanapple

a large clock with gold hands and jeweled numbers.

that beanapple sure looks expensive !

by smanden April 11, 2008

Beanca

The baddest b*tch. She’s one that is smart, kind, loving. She most likely has a hard shell you have to get around in order to truly understand her. She’s a one of a kind type of shawty.

Beanca got that good good

by CxooxieQxeen November 22, 2021

beancat

one who sits at bus stops eating beans in the raw while having whiskers and a black nose drawn on her because she believes she is indeed a feline. If you so dare make fun of her she WILL turn into a raging tiger and eat one of your limbs. One unfortunate young man ended up with a rod through his head, yes, he is still alive, but lives a cave in far off land called Aveyron and rocks helplessly back and forth...back and forth. Watch out for beancats, they're fierce, dangerous, and yet ever so cuddly. The only beancat repellents worth trying are: takenuts, had cream, and soup worms. If you don't know what these are, you're down. Beancats are only found on 7 continents so they're pretty rare, but if you happen to hear their blood-curdling prrrrr.....RUNAWAY!!!

boy: hey cutie can i sit by you while i wait for the bus?
beancat: prrrr.....
boy: why do you have whiskers drawn on your face....wait minute...girl at bus stop, with whiskers, eating raw beans...holy shit you're a BEANCAT!! RUNAWAY!!!
beancat: ROAR!
boy:(throwing takenuts and soup worms at her) AHHH my arm!!
beancat: (gets hit with a takenut and collapses) meow.
boy: stupid beancat.

by Tandy Torn Jan November 9, 2007

bean cap

to get fucked in the ass and then lick the shit off the penis

John fucked Jenny in the ass and she totally gave him a bean cap!

by Bean January 10, 2005

Beancup

When a girl you, or a friend, is going out with becomes or turns out to be mentally unstable

Scott: "When we started going out, everything was great. Then she started acting up, threatening to dump me for the littlest things. What should I do?"
Johnny: "You still going out with that beancup?"

by Tenatzen January 6, 2009

Beaucapiful

Beau-cap-i-ful
Adjective

Greatly desired by men and often the cause of jelousy in women. Beaucapiful is the combination, in women, of atributes "extremely beautiful " and "highly capable"

What "brains and braun" or "the total package" is to men, "beaucapiful" is to women.

Baby, the reason those girls at work are being haters is cause they feel threatened by how beaucapiful you are

by Bluespiller July 11, 2016

Beancarnage

The mess in the pan and plates after cooking beans. Can also refer to The after effects of a family who have sat down to look at cats beans (see Beantastic).

Look at the bloody beancarnage!

by SammySwan October 25, 2019