Beckendorff

Home to 800,000,000 indians and asians that are to dumb to compete in their own Seience Olympiad so they come to America to show dominance.

Man your too dumb go to beckendorff

by Yehsgs April 20, 2017

beaked

A reference to drug-usage where snorting is the method of delivery, especially cocaine.

"Gary's acting like a prick." "Yeah, he's beaked." "Ah, that would explain why the bathroom mirror's missing!"

by Mirv August 17, 2007

Beaked

To freak out at someone using hurtful words, insults and harsh words.

Wow, you just beaked her out hardcore.

by primeguurl June 3, 2009

bleakender

A weekend away with the boys for the express purpose of seeing who can do the bleakest sex act; normally involves fat women (20 stone plus), excessive alcohol, pearl necklaces, wingmaning, dirty sanchez and copious amounts of 80's music

DA has to listen to Rick Astley on JF's iPod to cover the noise of fatty fucking on the bed next to him at the big bleakender 2009

by tito the topper February 4, 2010

Beaked up wank

How masterbation was always intended to be. Whilst under the influence of cocaine (beaked up), the urge to jizz is often as strong as the craving for the next line. Beaked up wanks can often be prolonged (on rare occasions, even futile), but often result in an ungodly amount of jizz and feeling of general well-being.

How was your night laddie?

Oh it was great mate. I had a lovely beaked up wank and the wife was fast asleep

by Mrrobot7891 November 10, 2020

Beaked

The process where one initiates a handshake and/or high five and the other party member acts as if they are going in for the same thing, but unexpectedly brings their fingers together to create a beak-like shape and hits the initiators palm with his fingertips, as if they are "pecking" the others palm of their hand. The giver of the beak then proclaims a statement about being "beaked" or "you got beaked". The receiver of this tends to be embarrassed and ashamed.

Person 1: "Hey man what's up?"
Person 2: "Nothing much." (goes in for high five)
Person 1: (goes in for high five)
Person 2: (at last second makes beak with hand and hits the palm of Person 1) "BEAKED!"
Person 1: (tries to laugh it off, but feels utterly ashamed)

by IRVEN January 19, 2009

Beaked

When a hot guy with a dead nerve ending in his lower lip on the right side gets hurt by a swan in the eye. There is major contact between the bird's beak and the hot guy's eye, resulting in a black eye that makes him look hot and tough.

I got beaked!

by IloveMiloVentimigliafOSHOOO May 25, 2009