Sneaky Beagle

When you're having sex and your dog sneaks up behind you and licks your balls

Joe was bangin out the old lady last night when his dog came up behind him and gave him the old Sneaky Beagle.

by snoogans213 July 26, 2011

begledygook

language that is meaningless or is made unintelligible by excessive use of DIY and forklift jargon. Deriving from the infamous Lord Liam of Begley.

"Hey Jim, do you want to quickly nip to the local DIY store?"
" Nah mate, they all speak begledygook there and i don't understand it."

by lordliam February 28, 2015

Man Beagle

An international man off mystery with a face closely resembling the face of a beagle. Usually confused for "Droopy the dog". Man Beagles have been used in the past by the french government for espionage with little to no effect. This is due to the extremely low value of information attained while in use. Usually controlled by a handler called "Ma Beagle".

That damn Man Beagle just activated the beagle beacon!

by FrenchArmy February 27, 2011

Beagle

A mans best friend, best rabbit hunter, and biggest mouth on the planet. Best dog!

That beagle there ain’t nothing but a jump dog; couldn’t move a track to save his life.

by Dog Hunter9988 June 12, 2019

beagle puppy

Only the most cutest thing placed on this earth- affectionate, playful, clumsy and adorable!

Me: Look at my beagle puppy
Everyone else: drops dead from cute overload

by BeaglePuppy June 11, 2012

beagles ears

Saggy tits

Wow she just tripped up over her beagles ears!

by Mr Sagg October 30, 2013

King Beagle

similar to Top Dog.

The King of the pack. The Ace.

never plural. Always capitalized.

"Man, take a look at that guy, he's King Beagle."

"Don't mess with King Beagle, he'll Chamberlain you!"

"You shoulda seen king Beagle last week, he walked straight into their yard like he was Jesus in Japan."

by Tuco LaBlanca April 14, 2008