begledygook

language that is meaningless or is made unintelligible by excessive use of DIY and forklift jargon. Deriving from the infamous Lord Liam of Begley.

"Hey Jim, do you want to quickly nip to the local DIY store?"
" Nah mate, they all speak begledygook there and i don't understand it."

by lordliam February 28, 2015