begledygook 

language that is meaningless or is made unintelligible by excessive use of DIY and forklift jargon. Deriving from the infamous Lord Liam of Begley.

"Hey Jim, do you want to quickly nip to the local DIY store?"
" Nah mate, they all speak begledygook there and i don't understand it."

begledygook by lordliam February 28, 2015

g-argh-bbledygook! 

gobbledygook: nonsense; meaningless or encrypted language.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

g-argh-bbledygook!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about gobbledygooks.

"g-argh-bbledygook!" - says a pirate

g-argh-bbledygook! by [e-mail] February 23, 2013