Feeling extremely extremely poor, especially due to a stupid purchase, cheated by an ex-lover who used the money for another lover, or due to just refusing to work for years.
Dude, help me, I am brokest. Can you spare me some moolah to buy myself an ice-cream?
I hear that Tom is brokest by his wife, who bought this "magic rock" for good luck at $10,000.
I hear that Tom is brokest by his wife, who bought this "magic rock" for good luck at $10,000.
by keizng May 13, 2020
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“Did you hear the blokes were in Napa last night?”
“I don’t suppose that had anything to do with the massive brawl outside bedrock?”
“I don’t suppose that had anything to do with the massive brawl outside bedrock?”
by TheBlockFlag September 2, 2020
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A bloke who loves sinking piss, talking bulk shit and may or may not have a silicon copy of his and his best mates penis back to back offset on his bed side table. An Alpha Bloke can maintain a constant stream of shit from the oral cavity from 50 min to 150min and can power half of the east coast with a flurry of ‘power burpies’s’.
The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.
Stay out of your self!!
The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.
Stay out of your self!!
by anonymous May 4, 2023
Get the Alpha blokes mug.A male only Facebook group that reflects the disgusting sexism in the wider Australian society where men get together and laugh about how they raped or could rape their wives and girlfriends or organize to group harass particular women by giving out their phone numbers or social media handles.
by Whateverandever September 24, 2021
Get the Blokes Advice mug.Adjective. Used to describe something that is extremely hilarious. It is believed the origins of this word lay in Croydon. According to folk tales from the time, one man comibined the words bare and jokes to create bokes. Essentially meaning bare jokes.
by Keano December 28, 2005
Get the Bokes mug.Shittus Blokest is the Latin term for shit bloke. This term was created centuries ago about one of the shittest blokes to every walk the Earth would repay people who bought him a regular coffee with a small coffee or by dogging the boys whenever the ladies wanted something. Surprisingly though the ego of a Shittus Blokest hinders blokes from perusing lasses who are super keen on them. Instead shading them for there mates ex
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Get the Shittus Blokest mug.Sam: "We rode bokes for like 3 hours yesterday, bro."
Tyler: "Dude, do you mean rode bikes?"
Sam: "Whatever bro, same diff."
Tyler: "Dude, do you mean rode bikes?"
Sam: "Whatever bro, same diff."
by rodebokes October 23, 2011
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