Booologist

That person in your friend group designated for complaining to about everyone's problems with their boo or booho. Basically, it's a low-budget relationship counselor.

Monique is my best friend and booologist, I'm always talking to her when I have a problem with Tyler.

by Tmoniquexx October 9, 2017

Marine biologist

Mf who drives his car into the ocean to get to his iob

“I love being a marine biologist” he said before slamming his car into a fish

by Azovbatallionisbasedaf December 12, 2022

bæologist

Someone who tries to figure out why bæ is mad. (Job impossible)

Dude why is bæ mad at me?

Dude ask a bæologist they may be able to answer

by adawg March 14, 2015

marine biologist

A profession that is named, if you are a complete ass clown, when asked what a person wants to be when he/she grows up

I want to be a Marine Biologist because I am the smartest person ever, and I also like having sex with fish.

by Nick February 6, 2005

fuck-boyologist

The definition of a Fuck-Boy Mastery. Unto which a male has mastered the art of fucking a woman over. To which a woman will cal him "Fuckboy!"

When he graduated with his masters degree in fuck-boyologist

by Chiefhellbound December 20, 2017

Thanos Chin Biologist

A person who has been deemed qualified to identify if an individual has an ugly chin or jawline referred to as a “Thanos chin” in reference to the Marvel Character’s bumpy, deformed chin.

“Yeah he said that she had a Thanos chin. I guess he must be a Thanos Chin Biologist.”

by Themamo13 April 24, 2022

Whale Biologist

Somebody who studies or observes modern day feminists.

I heard Brian recently became a Whale Biologist, we should talk to him.

by WaxMyBalls March 6, 2017