Beardgrub

Beardgrub / 'beerd / gruhb (slang) noun

1. Handmade blended oils packed with vitamins and nutrients applied externally to feed and nourish facial hair.

2. Women will uncontrollably desire you thus giving you an indistinguishable competitive edge.

3. These women will not take no for an answer

“ Your beard looks dry and flaky, you need some Beardgrub.”

by Webdictionary June 3, 2018

Merlin's Beard

An exclamation from Harry Potter which is similar to "Oh Lord!"

"He just shat his pants!!"

"Merlin's Beard!!!"

by Merlin Himself May 26, 2009

Beardability

The ability to grow facial hair.

Andrea Pirlo has got great beardability.

by JonnyD1988 July 5, 2014

benno bear

A large, hairy man with a love for spooning. Which ironically for the person being spooned, is considered proverbial purgatory.

My benno bear spooned me into a coma last night

by The Danny O November 9, 2017

Bingley Beard

Someone who isn't a tramp but has a tramp's beard because their that tight to spend money to either shave or trim it.

Looks at that scruffy twat, he has a job but is sporting a Bingley Beard

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Unix beard

Facial hair that all Unix experts are mysteriously compelled to grow. The length, bushiness, and unkemptness of the Unix beard are all directly proportional to the owner's expertise. Having a Unix beard is a great way to ensure that you never get laid.

Bob's a true Unix genius, just look at the size of his Unix beard!

by josh@rootpoot November 19, 2003

George-Yogi Bear-Edwards

A loveable mormon with integrity and values.

Woah man, you're like a modern day George-Yogi Bear-Edwards when you refuse alcohol and stand up for justice!

by George-Yogi Bear-Edwards January 16, 2010