an emphasised version of the word bang.
was originally vocabulary used in AAVE, but (like everything we do) has been colonised by white people
was originally vocabulary used in AAVE, but (like everything we do) has been colonised by white people
by woahtani August 2, 2020
Get the the bayang mug.take your erect penis and put it in a "stand and stuff" taco. after this is done you add your desired taco filling. after the shell is filled around your penis, you feed the spanish bayonet to your respected partner(s)
by extreme jeeper October 14, 2011
Get the spanish bayonet mug.Literally the most cutest person in the world, whenever the word Bayan is used, expect it to mean a lot. This name is given to those that just go beyond human understanding, because we are just unable to comprehend such an amazing person. If you're a Bayan, you most likely are perfect in every aspect. Bayan is that one person everyone wants but doesn't deserve. It's almost like, how you have choices in the world but you aren't able to chose a Bayan because she is simply out of reach. You don't chose a Bayan, a Bayan choses you. If you ever run into a Bayan make sure you don't push your luck because they are quick to be on their way. They only deserve the best and don't have time for other non-bayan leveled people. In order to reach Bayan level you have to go through a couple reincarnations , just enough to reach a portion of perfection. The thing with a Bayan is, you can never reach that amount of perfection to the original Bayan only a portion. This is when it is their choice to select you as theirs. If a Bayan choses you, then you have won at life itself and should marry this person right away. Drop everything you thought was the right path because Bayan is the only path you need now.
Friend 1: Hey what do you think of this person
Friend 2: OMG IS THAT BAYAN?!?! BAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAN
Friend 1: ??? What does that mean?
Friend 2: Bro you gotta wife her..
Friend 1: That is my wife...
Friend 2: BAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
A Bayan: *The most perfect being just existing and concerned for these two*
Friend 2: OMG IS THAT BAYAN?!?! BAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAN
Friend 1: ??? What does that mean?
Friend 2: Bro you gotta wife her..
Friend 1: That is my wife...
Friend 2: BAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
A Bayan: *The most perfect being just existing and concerned for these two*
by Zotsu August 24, 2021
Get the Bayan mug.1. adj. Used to describe "action" movies that are inexplicably, excruciatingly boring, either because of a lack of real action scenes and a plethora of banal and horribly scripted non-action scenes, or because the action scenes themselves are atrociously directed and/or impossible to follow similar to a Michael Bay film.
2. adj. Used to describe an overproduced movie with a ludicrously high budget that still manages to be the most painfully sophomoric tripe imaginable, similar to what you would expect to get if you gave your 8 year-old nephew a camcorder and a 20 million dollar computer, or what you would expect to see from your typical Michael Bay film.
3. adj. Used to describe any scene or bit of dialogue from a film that is so insanely stupid and non-sensical that it defies belief. Like when a giant robot pees on someone, or like any scene from any Michael Bay film.
4. adj. Used to describe a film that cannot be enjoyed by any intelligent, thinking, discerning person of any taste whatsoever, much like any Michael Bay film.
2. adj. Used to describe an overproduced movie with a ludicrously high budget that still manages to be the most painfully sophomoric tripe imaginable, similar to what you would expect to get if you gave your 8 year-old nephew a camcorder and a 20 million dollar computer, or what you would expect to see from your typical Michael Bay film.
3. adj. Used to describe any scene or bit of dialogue from a film that is so insanely stupid and non-sensical that it defies belief. Like when a giant robot pees on someone, or like any scene from any Michael Bay film.
4. adj. Used to describe a film that cannot be enjoyed by any intelligent, thinking, discerning person of any taste whatsoever, much like any Michael Bay film.
Jesus Christ. Did you see the latest Bayformers movie? I wanted to like it but its obscene and unrelenting Baynality made it impossible.
by Ed Woody April 25, 2012
Get the Baynality mug.A single - player video game for PS3 and XBox 360, which gameplay and graphic appearance is comparable to the Devil May Cry series, Dante's Inferno and other Hack & Slay adventures.
Bayonetta is the name of the main character - the witch Bayonetta.
Bayonetta is the name of the main character - the witch Bayonetta.
Bayonetta: 'Don't fuck with a witch'.
by Abbadon [IA] July 1, 2011
Get the Bayonetta mug.Bruce Lee: Why are you drinking that warm ass beer from yesterday??
Jose Contreras: Someone has to bayonette the wounded
Jose Contreras: Someone has to bayonette the wounded
by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006
Get the bayonette the wounded mug.(verb) The act of waking up, espically in the late morning or any portion of the afternoon, and finishing off any alcoholic beverege remains from the previous, exceptionally drunken, evening.
Why is this phrase such a perfect explaination of the incident it refers to? Well, to bayonett a wounded person is paradoxically both wicked and compassionate. On the one hand, the dude is already hurting, and to bayonett him/her (for all you politicaly correct assholes) is essentually just kicking him/her while he/she is down. On the other hand, if you kill a wounded party by bayonetting him/her one could liken it to putting a hurt race horse out of its misery.
As you gather up those cups/glasses/cans/bottles the next day, it is safe to assume you're hurting similarly to the afore mentioned wounded dude (I refuse to add dudette even if I am being politically incorrect). On the one hand, more beer/liquer/wine/mixed drink/anything containing alcohol (shit, even NyQuill) will aleviate your shakes/headache/feeling of impending death. On the other, you'll just get drunk again, only this time on something room temperature that is likely to contain backwash of friends, people you pretend to be friends with even though they're irritating, people you have never met, but somehow have been in your house numerous times, that slut who was getting laid in your bathroom, the neighbor's dog, and quite possibly, your mom, and postpone the incredible discomfort.
Why is this phrase such a perfect explaination of the incident it refers to? Well, to bayonett a wounded person is paradoxically both wicked and compassionate. On the one hand, the dude is already hurting, and to bayonett him/her (for all you politicaly correct assholes) is essentually just kicking him/her while he/she is down. On the other hand, if you kill a wounded party by bayonetting him/her one could liken it to putting a hurt race horse out of its misery.
As you gather up those cups/glasses/cans/bottles the next day, it is safe to assume you're hurting similarly to the afore mentioned wounded dude (I refuse to add dudette even if I am being politically incorrect). On the one hand, more beer/liquer/wine/mixed drink/anything containing alcohol (shit, even NyQuill) will aleviate your shakes/headache/feeling of impending death. On the other, you'll just get drunk again, only this time on something room temperature that is likely to contain backwash of friends, people you pretend to be friends with even though they're irritating, people you have never met, but somehow have been in your house numerous times, that slut who was getting laid in your bathroom, the neighbor's dog, and quite possibly, your mom, and postpone the incredible discomfort.
I woke up with my shoes on and stumbled, still somewhat intoxicated, to the bathroom. On my way back to bed from the kitchen, where I had gone for a much-neededglass of water, I found a homeless man sleeping on my couch. I immediately realized that sobering up would be nothing more than a colassal exercise in futility, and proceeded to trade my water for the nearest leftover booze. I spent the remainder of my afternoon and evening bayonetting the wounded with some homeless dude whom I've never seen again.
by megalomaniacal girl December 12, 2008
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