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BatchMonkey

Phil Batchelor: a man with a 20 inch dong.
Whoah, i saw a batchmonkey in the showers today
by Chris Scott January 14, 2004
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ass-sucking-batmonkey

Adjective:
Describes someone who sucks up to everyone he/she things is cool
That motherfucking ass-sucking-batmonkey is ass-sucking my grandmother.
by Rondog December 16, 2007
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buttmonkey

someone acting in the way of an obnoxious rectile monkey friend.
n. That girl is such a buttmonkey.
by tyresha girl July 5, 2007
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buttmonkey queen

Somone who has a lot of "buttmonkeys" that try to copy him and thinks that the buttmonkey queen is all powerful super being that must be worshiped.
Buttmonkey queen: Hi all
Buttmonkey1: Ohh my gosh i love your new jacket you made... MAKE ME ONE TOO PLEEEZE!!
Buttmonkey queen: No.
Buttmonkey 2: ohh my gosh he issocooli want to be him.
Buttmonkey queen: No.
<this can continue endlessely with various topics>
by Lance Gates July 7, 2004
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buttmonkey

Widely used in descriptions of younger siblings.
My little brother is SUCH a BUTTMONKEY!!!!
by Who CARES?! September 20, 2006
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batmonkey

Noun:
A person that is considerably ugly
That batmonkey makes my face hurts
by Rondog December 16, 2007
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buttmonkey

"see -fartknocker-"
Mike, stop acting like a buttmonkey
by Brandon H. November 20, 2002
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