buttress

A verbal fortress one builds around onesself consisting of the word "but" to forgo or avoid doing something or going somewhere.

Dan would have gone waterskiing with us, but he whipped his usual buttress of excuses at us.

Mary's concocted a very shrewd buttress to get her out of her blind date with Dan.

by MikeC16958 March 13, 2008

Buttress

A mistress for butt pleasures. A sex slave for butt stuff.

He yelled “bring in the buttress” and in they walked in shackles ready for their master.

by 2funny4you July 18, 2019

buttress

1. a pejorative referrring to an undesirable person

2. an obscure object on which to climb in Tomb Raider: Underworld.

3. a type of root structure found on some rainforest trees

4. a support found on the side of tall buildings

1. "give me anymore of that gibberellins and i'll slap ye, ya fucking Buttress"

2. *you need to climb on the buttress...*
".................................................what the fuck is buttress?"

3. "whooooa!! check out those sexy buttress roots on that tree"

4. "my treehouse fell down 'cause some johnny wanker nicked my buttress. i'm gonna put gibberellins in his petrol tank"

by gibberellins January 14, 2009

Baitress

hot underaged waitress working bar-rush at Denny's

Wow.. did you see that Baitress - she sure doesn't look 16

by Jay Jordan May 15, 2006

Bartress

Female bartender

Rah she's a fit Bartress

by The Hairy Bear April 9, 2016

flying buttress

1. The arches on a building representing the gothic era building scheme.
2. The act of pooping in your hand after sex and throwing the poop across the room.

1. The flying buttresses on the notre dame are amazing.
2. After John and I had sex, he flying buttressed all over the room.

by Ian1199911999 January 13, 2010

buttress

A mattress for your butt.

"This chair hurts. I need a buttress."
"May I volunteer?"

by Queen Buttrix June 12, 2015