Battlejob

The act of receiving oral sex while in the process of playing Battlefield 3 on Xbox or any other gaming platform, preferably without need to pause or stop the game.

"Wow, I was totally kicking ass in the game when my boy/girl friend took the time to give me a Battlejob"

by ringbarrer74 November 8, 2011

Brattleboro

A beautiful little town located in Southern Vermont and consisting mainly of hippys, homosexuals, gangsters, rednecks, and too many young preppy girls.

Hippy: "I've lived in Brattleboro all of my 62 acid-tripping years!"

Homosexual: "Well I'm going to Brattleboro because I saw them on the news and my free-spirited self wants to go somewhere where I can express myself freely."

Redneck: "FAG!"

Gangster: "Shut up Carhartt-wearing asshole. And the fag too."

Young preppy girls: "Bad words!!!!"

by emmy752 February 24, 2009

Battlegorn

Battlegorn is something that is so ambiguous that no one knows what it actually means or is. It is used in the children's book series "The Rabbit of Battlegorn," where not even the author knows what the Battlegorn is. For example, the author writes, "I think the Battlegorn is the kingdom where the rabbits live, but it could be a giant toad for all I know."

Battlegorn blows!
Battlegorn is awesome!
What the Battlegorn?
Battlegorn. Just Battlegorn.

by Mr. Uncanny December 4, 2022

North Battleford

A shithole in the middle of Saskatchewan. Overrun with Native Americans and Wangsters. An hour West of Saskatoon.

Guy 1: Where's that Native American from?
Guy 2: North Battleford
Guy 1: That piece of shit an hour from Saskatoon?
Guy 2: Yea, it has a Wal-Mart, that's about it.

by Jack Caldern January 14, 2011

Brattleboro

A small rapidly dying town in Southern VT with zero industry and a propensity to continually shoot itself in the foot economically. Brattleboro is essentially run by the 7 slumlords (I won't mention any names but one of the main culprit's name rhymes with "baleen"). Brattleboro is a great place to live if you're junkie (free health care) or a one-per-center but a shit-hole for everyone else. It will never change.

Chamber of commerce slogan: "Come to Brattleboro - Eat terrible food, get your car broken into and leave!"

by Dr. Reuben August 22, 2022

BattleOn

Another name for a game called Adventure Quest. Comes from the URL, www.battleon.com . Most people use the URL name for time.

I went onto BattleOn yesterday.

by Giovanni Spina April 24, 2005

battlebot

Machines that kill everything, but in a good way.

Yeah, did you hear about those ninjas, some battlebots came and assimilated them.

by Leftninja April 15, 2008