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flattened my batmobile

When someone does something to crush your dreams
Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!

STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!
by You got us saying #LEH December 8, 2015
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to the batmobile

what Batman says to Robin in T.V series of Batman and Batman is ADAM WEST
by dumbledaz June 3, 2014
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Driving the batmobile

When a person drives their car while being high.
"Where's kyle?"
"I dunno he just took some kush and left."
"A shiet, I think he's driving the batmobile."
by TonyL42 August 3, 2019
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fatmobile

The motorized wheelchair shopping cart that gigantically fat people use at the grocery store because they are to fat and lazy to walk.
I spent two hours setting up a soup display at work and then suddenly some lard ass wrecked into it with a fatmobile.
by chester B. Arthur December 9, 2008
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BOFmobile

A BOFmobile is a large 4x4 vehicle. It could be a Range Rover or a Freelander; normally with immaculate black or tan leather interiors.

Commonly spotted where there's no need whatsoever for 4 wheel drive capabilities, BOFmobiles are driven by exceedingly boring men. These men are usually between 40 and 50, have receding (normally greying blond) hair, listen to Rachmaninov and have a penchant for bacon sandwiches. They normally work in the media.

BOFmobiles are frequently dark in colour with blindingly shiny chrome decals. They are often spotted with their fog lights blazing on the clearest of days.

Glove box will contain: £500 in cash for on-the spot fines, an A-Z of the driver's home county, hangover mints, a garish tie, expensive aftershave and a script of some sort.

There will be a linen jacket hanging over the back seat and a pair of Chelsea Boots behind the passenger seat.

Beware the BOFmobiles.
"Did you see that BOFmobile?!"

"Yes. He rammed into me at the traffic lights last week and tried to palm me off with a bacon sandwich."
by Dewin April 6, 2012
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Batmobike

-noun
1. a motorcycle (usually sportbike) that is travelling at an unusually slow speed;
often used to insult a fellow biker

2. the bike portion of the Batmobile from the movie "Dark Night"; which we see our beloved Batman cape-flapping through Gotham at break-neck speeds of up to 30mph
"Wanna race?"
"Against your Batmobike? I'd better take off my shoes, I run faster bare-footed..."

"I checked my mirrors for him, but all I could see was his cape flapping."

"When are you gonna sell that Batmobike and get a Huffy?"
by Naked Fain August 12, 2008
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batmotized

Possessed with bats.
The love of bats.
Bat fever.
The desire to fly.
Thelove of kissing,licking,sucking & biting of necks.
One how loves the night realm.
I've been batmotized .I can't stop thinking of bats & there realm of existence.
I LOVE the BAT MAN movies,I watch them all the time .I'm possessed.
I've been batmotized. (hypnotized)
by Bat Woman July 1, 2005
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