Bats in the cave

A condition that occurs when a women has not had sex in a long time. Therefore she has Bats in her cave.

Guy 1: "That girl has a really nice ass. I mean, Dam!"
Guy 2: "tru d that, but that girl has 'Bats in the cave'. She will be a quickie."

by isthereanything2 May 24, 2009

bats in the cave

Bits of cocaine stuck to one's nose hairs.

Dude, I gotta check the mirror for bats in the cave before we go to the club.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

Bat in the cave

When a man forgets to do up his zipper

Mojo thought he had his 'Bat in the cave' until Nikki pointed out that his bat was about to fly out

by Laaa July 19, 2007

Bat in the cave

When u gotta poop and you feel it coming out and have to rush to the toilet to release the beast! LOL!

I give this definition credit to my good PAL kelly h.
"Kelly has a Bat in the Cave and needs to get it out fast before it flies out" lol, i dunno!

by B-Dizzle November 1, 2004

"there's a bat in da cave"

It is what you tell someone near a group of people that a booger in their nose is visible without letting anyone else know.

When we were talking in line, I noticed that Louis had a big ass booger in his nose, so I said to him as I slightly pointed at my nose, "There's a bat in da cave". Then he secretly picked his nose with a napkin.

by Tugboats June 11, 2006

Bat Cave

When you're fucking a girl Doggy style and you flash light to distract her and the you say "TO THE BATCAVE." and slam it in her ass.

I am going to Bat cave my girl Tonight.

by MeatKid December 28, 2014

bat cave

A bat cave is a really disgusting vagina. a Vagina thats a bat cave could be considered really hairy,old,dry,wide,or a whores vagina.

dude i was going to get with this one chick, but she had a total bat cave.

by DaTheRussianBear November 16, 2006