Basturd

1) Misspelling of bastard
2) A word that combines the words bastard and turd - usually used to insult someone.

1) Xx_Lolfagdouche_xX says: OmFg u HAx0rin basturdz!
2) When we were larping last night, Geroge kicked me in the balls. The basturd.

by The Third Monkey September 1, 2011

farging bastage

A less harsh version of fucking bastard. Usually used in a joking manner.

"Hey you farging bastage! Are we going to the bar tonight?"

by Anonymous October 11, 2003

Basturmating

Parking in the grass

My principal got onto the parents for basturmating.

by sonnybonnetboy69 April 5, 2022

Basturbate

To masturbate using a tube with a rubber bulb that takes up and releases melted fat or gravy inside a vagina or anus to achieve orgasm

I love to basturbate. I used to just rub my clit vigorously with my son's sippy cup, but now I fill up my Turkey baster with grease and gravy and go to town. It's great because I can squeeze it back out into a bowl in time for dinner.

by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019

Basturt

The Scottish version of bastard. Originates from Lowland Scottish dialect where it is a common profanity.

Policeman: "Why on Earth did you body-slam that PBS-reporter?! I'm sure he didn't really mean to insult you."

Seamus the Brutal Scotsman: "Naw, real fookin McCoy this'un. Called me Shamu, the sleekit wee basturt!"

Policeman: "No need to worry, then! As you were."

by HelpMeCatchMyPig! August 17, 2010

Bastage

Negative term to describe another person. Very similar to BASTARD but without saying the person is lacking of a Father.

That bastage Darren annoys me All DAY at work.

by AceTW September 26, 2004

bastage

Term referring to the word bastard, often used to get around language filters in online games.

OMG! They Killed 1337skillz! You bastages!!

by Purplepig2 July 29, 2007