bartmaned

To snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory.

"Those chicks were all over Ted before he bartmaned and spilled a drink on them."

by Nick Dasty August 03, 2006

Bartman

An Innocent act that seems to result in an unfortunate turn of events.

A joke that seems messes up a bowlers perfect game could be a Bartman. A Penalty that seems to be the turning point in the Stanley Cup finals could be a Bartman.

by paul March 10, 2004

The Bartman

Bart Simpson's awesome dance. "Do the Bartman" is Bart simpson's awesome song that goes with the song.

Everybody do the Bartman!

by qwertyjerk February 25, 2011

Bartman

To change the outcome of the night without intention, or screwing someone over.

Dude, you totally pulled a Bartman with us last night. You did as much for us as Bartman did for the Cubs back in '03.

by joebooh2 May 02, 2007

Steve Bartman

The infamous fan who interfered with a foul ball during the National League Championship Series between the Chicago Cubs and Florida Marlins in 2003.

Steve Bartman ruined the Cubs chances of winning the world series dude.

by C-Kill October 28, 2007

Pull a Bartman

To cause, by some dickhead blunder, the catastrophic failure of something critical to your success in life...the way Steve Bartman caused the biblical implosion of the Chicago Cubs in the 2003 National League Playoffs.

Yeah, he's hitting that tonight for sure!... less he Pull a Bartman.

Dude #1: Naw, he didn't get the job... he pulled a Bartman.
Dude #2: No fuckin' way! th' fuck happened??
Dude #1: He farted in the interview and pretended he didn't hear anything.

by rayman8r February 21, 2010

joe bartman

a bulky muscle dude who loves rotisserie turkeys. sometimes supples hprrible sarcasm and stupid noises. for example: yeeeeee

dude did you see that guy? he looked like a joe bartman

by kayschmoy November 17, 2017