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Barwinism

Barwinism is a set of concepts that relates procreation with the idea that the human standard, as it relates to choosing a mate, is directly proportionate to the number of drinks that species consumes.

Barwanism dictates that the drunkest will lower their expectations and have sex in an ally, gutter, field, bathroom stall, back of a pickup, on a rooftop, on your moms bed with your mom sleeping next to you, etc. with no, or little, concern for the consequences. Thus producing a catalyst that will bear fruit nine months post orgasm.
"All three of my kids were a direct result of barwinism."
by DDDALLAS November 23, 2011
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Barnini

The most sweet and loving person in the world you would come across. The most trustworthy but sometimes too annoying. You will enjoy all sorts of adventures with a person like Barnini.
Barnini is very similar to lazy fluffy panda sleeping inside its cozy couch.
by Vilen003 November 23, 2021
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BARNINI

Pronounced as Bur-ni-nee in English & Hindi
And Bor-Ni-Nee in Bengali
•Origin: Bengali language
• Meaning: Full of Praise, Best, Responsible, Perfection, Ideal, Beautiful Feminine Person
• Example of Name: Barnini Ghosh
Example: Barnini is an unique individual. They're effortlessly witty and funny. She's adorable.
Barnini has a beautiful name that needs to be appreciated more often. I know I can count on Barnini to make me laugh. They're strong and beautiful. Barnini is inspiring, honestly. I'm glad we know Barnini. Barnini deserves the world.
by Janet Robin November 23, 2021
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Dylan Bardini

If you meet a Dylan Bardini then you know that you got lucky. NEVER leave them. You may think that he is not interesting but he is on the inside. If you see one then it's your sign to always be with him.
Random person: Look there's Dylan Bardini
Other Random person: Yeah I heard that he's Smart and Robust. You should NEVER let him go.
by Bardooo January 17, 2022
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Barting

When you suck a fart out someone's ass, swallow the gas, then burp it back up. Usually back into the face of the person who did the fart.
My wife Chelsea, that gross whore, can tell me what i had for lunch just by barting me!
by the infamous Slug October 3, 2018
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barting

When your dog farts and barks simultaneously.
Dang, Magnus has been barting all night.
by ver Boyer July 29, 2016
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bartonian humor

a joke that is a obvious and blatant lie, often used by those with a dull-witted sense of humor.
Listening to a Bob Marley song and saying it is by Nas. <-- that is bartonian humor
by Tim Shlep August 5, 2007
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