Bardstown

Bardstown, KY is a place where all dreams go to die. There is nothing at all to do. At all. As an added benefit, to defray the boredom, some of the world's best bourbon is manufactured here.

Wanna hang out in Bardstown; by that I mean, want to get drunk tonight?

by mrpointer June 28, 2011

Barryton

A podunk town located in central lower Michigan, 35 miles from Central Michigan University. Known for its dilapidated bar, Murphy's, Barryton does not have a stop light. It's one of those towns that Alan Jackson sings about- where everyone knows you; the only beef you'll ever eat is butchered and sold at Hometown Grocery and going to Wal Mart is an all day, precisely planned trip. In Barryton you can't take a shit without the entire population knowing and gossiping about it, and the loss of one person is a loss for the entire town. The majority of Barryton's youth congregates at the sandhill where alot of fun is to be had.Located on M66, Barryton it's a "don't blink" kind of town.

Barrytoner 1: "Hey what's goin' on tonight?"

Barrytoner 2: "Oh, we're headin' up to Murph's for a few and then goin' to the sandhill with our quads. You up for it?"

Barrytoner 1: "Yeah I'm down for Murph's but I gotta open at William's in the mornin'"

by ClassyAnorexic April 6, 2008

baytown

A crappy city East of Houston that has absolutely nothing to do or see except for a mediocre mall in which half of the stores are either closed or run by asians.

At least you dont live in baytown

by D of Tejas August 5, 2008

Baytown

Place where half the students who go to the University of Houston are from.

Baytown is so boring, I can't even remember what it's like.

by James Moriarty III May 16, 2023

babytown frolics

Absurdly ridiculous.

When hacking into a mainframe by using the password 'guest', one might remark "this is just... babytown frolics"

by johnny0101 May 26, 2010

Baytown Milkshake

When you find a used condom on the ground and then drink the contents.

Drew found a used condom after fishing and decided to have himself a Baytown Milkshake.

by The One from Texas November 19, 2017

Baytown

Baytown is a city that is on the East end of the Houston, Texas metropolitan area. It is populated by people who are generally employed in the petrochemical industry and work in the refineries located in and near Baytown. These people are known to be generally hardworking, if somewhat unsophisticated. Many of these people could be called hillbillies or swampers. Trailer trash is commonly seen in and around the Baytown area. Sometimes these people are referred to as "refinery trash."

1. Dude, lets go to Baytown. We can hang out at the Sonic and pick up on some chicks who are really trailer!

2. I'm glad I made it out of Baytown alive, the belligerents driving their lifted pickup trucks were in a huge hurry to get back to the trailer park to climb on the old lady!

3. My girlfriend is special. She lives in Baytown and doesn't have a tattoo. Yet.

by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010