when you are having sex with a woman in the doggie style position with a wad of tobacco in your mouth put your spit cup on her lower back and take your dick out and dip it in the cup and then stick it up her ass
by Johnny Tats January 31, 2007
When doing a girl in an old Chevy pick up truck, you run out of lube so you grab the bottle of whiskey from behind the seat and apply a lil bit to the dried area. After done with the post-sex smoke, you attempt to flick the cigarette out of the truck, but it bounces back, landing in the whiskey soaked area, thus starting a fire (aka, the barn burner). All while in Biloxi, Mississippi.
Redneck 1: Did you hear what happened to Bob?
Redneck 2: Yeah, he burned his dick off thanks to a Biloxi Barn Burner.
Redneck 2: Yeah, he burned his dick off thanks to a Biloxi Barn Burner.
by Lucky Sumbitch August 06, 2008
by poly74 December 06, 2017
To have ones pubic region shaved with a straight razor and then shat upon only to have the shat duct taped from the taint to the happy trail after which he is set on fire as a form of revenge.
After noticing that Steve smacked while he ate, Stacy gave him sleeping pills then performed a Philadelphia Barn Burner.
by Dustin King October 21, 2004
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