Barm Cake

A person who is idiotic.
Alternately The equivalent og a Cob Bap or Bun for making a Sandwich.

Dont be stupid you barm cake

by Macc Lad July 19, 2004

barm cake

See Balm cake

you barm cake, they were spelt like that in our chippy in Manchester 1980...not fucking 'Balm Cakes'....too effin posh! Thats a posh moisturiser

by theflightymadam August 3, 2009

Barm Cake

When a man develops a bald spot on there crown it looks like a barm cake

Friar Tuck or Zinadine Zidane baldness in the shape of a barm cake

by Leepy April 18, 2006

Barm cake

To barm cake is to ask for anal sex

Jill can I barm cake you?

by Matty d September 30, 2014

pasty barm

A delicacy from Bolton, UK. It is any form of pasty/pie(though often your basic meat & potato) sandwiched on a (preferably buttered) barm cake. Available at all good Hampsons & Greenhalgh's stores in Bolton, though elsewhere in the country often requires specific instructions in the construction. You do lose some flavour of the pasty/pie, but you increase the munch factor. Pie barms can also be a messy eat.

Hampsons employee: "Yes cock, what wouldst tha like?"
You: "Steak pasty barm please"
Employee: "alreet kid that's £1.20 please"
You: "ta love"

by Lukewithak December 12, 2008

Pie Barm

A pie Slapped on a Barm.

"oi.. james, shall we go the pie shop for a pie barm?"
"yeah... what pie you having?"
"steak and onion"
"nice choice!"
"butter?"
"yeah you can't have a pie barm without butter."

by Laurajane1234 April 1, 2008

pasty barm

A Bolton variant on the wigan kebab. It is any form of pasty (though often your basic meat & potato) sandwiched on a (preferably buttered) barm cake. Available at all good Hampsons & Greenhalgh's stores in Bolton, though elsewhere in the country often requires specific instructions in the construction. You do lose some flavour of the pasty, but you increase the munch factor.

Hampsons employee: "Yes cock, what wouldst tha like?"
You: "Steak pasty barm please"
Employee: "alreet kid that's £1.20 please"
You: "ta love"

by Lukewithak December 9, 2008