Berging

When you take a shit so huge that the tip of it pokes above the water and in spite of any effort to flush it, it just spins and remains in place like an ice berg.

Oh crap, he's been in the bathroom so long I think he's been berging it.

by Contributor_Random November 17, 2016

stair-banging

An act described as a rough humping on a flight of stairs.

In "A History of Violence" Viggo Mortensen got some hot steamy stair-banging.

by BRizzau May 19, 2006

Banging Down a Stiff Lucy

This is when a female snorts a line of cocaine off of a males erect penis, then follows it with dropping acid off of his testicles.

"Dude Kiera is TOTALLY banging down a stiff lucy on Joey right now..."
"I'm... not quite sure what that means."

by TheKStreck September 21, 2012

barking gremlin

while getting a rimjob from a from a brazilian transvestite midget hooker you fart causing it to cough uncontrollably.

After a night of drinking and eating refried bean I passed out only to wake up with a wet asshole and a barking gremlin in the corner.

by maximus testiclees January 23, 2010

Banging like a biscuit

When some type of food is dope freshness. It's when you just love the food that you are eating. Usually when it's delicious or looks bad ass.

Jesse: Let me eat a cookie SAAAN!

Jeana: Sure " a cookie "

Jesse: Oh my God! This is banging like a biscuit SAAAN!

* Jesse does the cookie dance *

by Hannah Dope Freshness March 15, 2013

banging the fruit bowl

When an individual gets so frustrated that they pick up the nearest object (the nearest object is a fruit bowl) and bang it with their hand like it is a tambourine to get attention from their colleagues. This should not be mistaken with banging a tambourine as that is joyful and banging the fruit bowl is not a joyful experience for all.

Look .... I'm not banging the fruit bowl yet but I am close!
Man did you see that dude ... he was really banging the fruit bowl.
If you don't start listening to me I am going to bang the fruit bowl until you do!
Oh really? Well how about I bang the fruit bowl and you cower in fear?
Too many steroids ...... bang the fruit bowl ... it will help you to relax!
When all else fails ..... start banging the fruit bowl!
There is more than one way to bang the fruit bowl!
KEEP CALM ...... and bang the fruit bowl!
In event of nuclear attack ....... bang the fruit bowl!
When not given what you want .... bang the fruit bowl.
Feel like acting childish ? .... bang the fruit bowl.
Off your medication? Bang the fruit bowl.
Don't like the kid in two and a half men .... bang the fruitbowl.

by thephatcontroller November 17, 2013

Bigfoot banging

To have sex with large men.

Wonda Wonderpig said she was going Bigfoot banging when the ball team came back!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016