Skip to main content

Barfleet

Barfleet is a national organization in the United States whose sole mission is to provide hospitality and throw parties at science fiction, gaming, and other genre-related conventions for adult convention attendees.
The Barfleet party at DragonCon was amazing!
by Tom Kozak September 1, 2007
mugGet the Barfleet mug.

baffle

To completely dumbfound, confuse, or otherwise render speechless by either asking a question or stating something beyond their intelligence.
Toni:The mechanism of endocannabinoid synaptic transmission is believed to occur as follows: first, transmission of the excitatory neurotransmitter glutamate causes an influx of calcium ions into the post-synaptic neuron.

Guy: ummm... what? (Toni baffled Guy)
by WhtRhino January 19, 2009
mugGet the baffle mug.
Related Words

Baffleufagus

A person or creature who answers a question in the longest possible way with no reference to the actual question being asked. Doing so by using as many Irrelevant multi syllable words to hide their lack of knowledge on the subject being asked about.
Question - What is the weather like in Sydney in summer?

The Baffleufagus replies.. "Well it reminds me of time when a myriad of geese were flying south attempting to hibernate in Antartica in synergy. The sun was shining and the macor economic business was booming and although I couldn't see in front of my eyes I was exploring the temprate afternoon."
by BondiRusty February 24, 2010
mugGet the Baffleufagus mug.

Bullshit Baffles Brains

Although the other definitions make sense, I've always associated a different meaning to this term. Bullshit Baffles Brains is a military term, I first heard it in the army thirty years ago. Rather than an attempt to deceive a third party, it is a description of the way the officers (management) and procedures are so filled with unnecessary and pointless bullshit, that they defy all logic and the fact that our glorious leaders had totally bought into that bullshit.
They want use to parade for the combat exercise in our best uniforms and change into our battle gear once we get into the field, talk about bullshit baffles brains.
by Rikstir April 28, 2017
mugGet the Bullshit Baffles Brains mug.

pap baffle

The placing of toilet tissue within the toilet bowl in order to reduce the noise made from faeces hitting the water
god damn it, no one wants to hear yourdepth charge's, lay down a pap baffle!
by Maddog May 23, 2004
mugGet the pap baffle mug.

Bafflefuck

To be confused, you are bafflefucked
Ah, man this maths homework is bafflefuckingly hard
by totallyawesomedudeman June 14, 2010
mugGet the Bafflefuck mug.

biffle baffle

An argument, or extremely heated verbal or physical fight.
Joey: You really wanna go?!
Sam: Fuck you man!

Alex: Ooh! Joey and Sam are having a biffle baffle!
by BiffleBaffler December 13, 2013
mugGet the biffle baffle mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email