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Bancroft Beet Farm

It's when your girl has a bad case of hemoroids (beets) and can't have sex for a few days/weeks so you she sits down on a bucket of boiling water and vinegar and gives you a blow job. The boiling water and vinegar helps alleviate the pain of the hemoroids.
This technique was first practiced in the bedrooms of the beet farms in Bancroft, Ontario. Women worked hard in the fields sitting in the moist or dry dirt all day and hemoroids became a constant affliction. Their men came out of the fields hot and horny and wanting some loving which the women couldn't perform due to the hemoroids. In the 40's and 50's there was no hemoroid medications on the open market so women squatted over buckets of boiling water and vinegar to shrink their problems away. Thus came the idea of satisfying their men by performing fellatio while sitting on their buckets.
Earl got finished working a hard day in fields and Irma had a bad case of the hems so she performed the old "Bancroft Beet Farm" on him.
by Redhope July 2, 2006
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The teen pregnancy capital of Ontario. (ratio-wise)
Desi: "Hey did you here that bancroft is the teen pregnancy capitol of ontario?"
Jimmy: "Ya I know like 20 baby-mommas."
by Desmond Regan-Crew June 11, 2006
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Sam bancroft

This is a large dick boy. He will fuck your lady until she screams with his balls in her bellybutton. He might like boys coz he has bummed all the girls in the world
by Penisboi69 February 6, 2019
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BancroftBombers

The crew/gang of mischievious partiers and shreaders. Certain acts include random inappropriate sexual acts, destruction, and lack of self control. The BancroftBombers often travel in groups to social gatherings where they can befound together in dark corners consuming a variety of different alcoholic beverages. The members are widespread and reside from California to New York. Often their antics have resulted in becoming banned from certain venues where there are people of the female race because of the mistical powers that have seduced women time and time again.
Those BancroftBombers are never allowed back here again.
by Numba1Jonny October 17, 2005
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bancroft

A small hick town that is the teen pregnancy capital of Ontario. (ratio-wise)
Desi: "Hey did you here that bancroft is the teen pregnancy capitol of ontario?"
Jimmy: "Ya I know like 20 baby-mommas."
by Desmond Regan-Crew June 11, 2006
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bancroft

Meaning smelly. A person who is bancroft will smelly really bad.
tom has uncontrollable bancroft
by peter firden December 9, 2008
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The Bancroft bandit is a crafty, smelly, soulless, cousin fucking ginger beast. He can be seen in his trademark tight pants and jingling keys. Also known to wear boxer briefs and a suit jacket belonging to his sister. Also drives a blue Chevrolet where most of his cousin fucking is done.
The Bancroft Bandit strikes again! inbred fellatio incest
by Jmfw104 August 29, 2016
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