by eH? March 18, 2003
Dumb Girl 1: "Oh, look, it's surgeon barbie!"
Dumb Girl 2: "Oh, look, it's barbie, the real-estate mogul from Dubai!
Wise Man: "Oh, look, it's crackhead/anorexic barbie, the underweight model from Hollywood's dumpster!"
Dumb Girl 2: "Oh, look, it's barbie, the real-estate mogul from Dubai!
Wise Man: "Oh, look, it's crackhead/anorexic barbie, the underweight model from Hollywood's dumpster!"
by mark101 June 15, 2008
a female plastic thing with too-large boobs, too-small waist, and painted on underwear. it is scientifically known that anyone with boobs that large and a waist that small would topple over as soon as they stand up.
i liked to cut all her hair off when i was a kid.
i liked to cut all her hair off when i was a kid.
by pinkslips April 10, 2007
by Ziggurat 8 March 9, 2003
by steph March 25, 2005
A doll that many women wish they could look like, but is too stupid to realize that Barbie is not real.
Barbie was pissed when she caught Skipper giving a blowjob to Ken. She kicked Skipper's ass, dumped Ken and decided to stay at her best friend, Christie's house.
by Renee May 11, 2003
by GrandFunk December 6, 2003