Cock Barricade

1. Noun. The conjoined effort of 2 or more persons to cock block a particular individual

2. Verb. Cock blocking with the assistance of another.

John was so about to get laid, but then that chick's friends set up the best fucking cock barricade I've ever seen.

by GrizzlyAdams78 December 3, 2009

carbicide

As seen in "Bruno":

When someone, usually someone who omits carbs from their normal diet routine, binges on fattening foods and must be stopped by a friend.

She was so depressed, she almost committed carbicide!

by RodneyC July 12, 2009

Barricade day

The 5th day of June. Typically referred to as the day when the les mis fandom wakes up from the dead in order to celebrate the day that all their favourite characters died.

Why is the les mis hashtag trending on Tumblr today?
Oh it must be barricade day.

by Iveneverbeenmorestressedinmyli June 9, 2020

fix barricades

Non-literal term used to describe a situation where the subject is reluctant to perform a specific task.

"I was trying to spank off but ma kept making me fix barricades."

by PastaJerkOff May 28, 2008

Barricade

A giant spiky robot with a massive saw-blade on his hand, capable of transforming into a Saleen Mustang police car. Contained within his chest is a smaller robot named Frenzy, who is used to hack into things. Both robots are members of the evil faction of robots from the planet Cybertron called the Decepticons.

I wish Barricade was in Transformers 2.

by Kaymactimus April 13, 2011

Beardicide

The act of removing one's facial hair for those who consider it a separate entity. It's usually done for attention, or to impress members of the opposite gender.

Bro: Did you hear about Steve?
Bro 2: No man, what happened?
Bro: He totally committed beardicide.
Bro 2: No way! Why?
Bro: Lauraine called him a sloppy bastard.
Bro 2: What a total bitch, both of them.

by Neelands January 1, 2011

Carbicide

To end life by eating lot's of carbs till you die.

Bruno is gonna committee carbicide after OJ was token.

by BrunoJ July 15, 2009