jack barakat

the real jb

person 1: hey do you like jb?

person 2: yeah man i love jack barakat!

by suulfurrseaa May 26, 2013

barkathon

When neighborhood dogs who are outdoors in their little adjacent yards all begin to bark in unison in response to something unknown to the human mind.

Yup, it’s another two AM barkathon; they really are all part of one enormous pack, despite those fences!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2019

Jack Barakat

The adorable and highly talented guitarist of the band All Time Low. He jokes about anything and everything. At the Galmour Kills Tour he admited he wanted to leave with four girls and go home to his Matt Damon blow up doll, BUT if anyone knew the real Matt Damon, bring him too. Singer Alex Gaskarth said if someone brought the real Matt Damon he would be along for the ride as well.

Jack Barakat: I need a girl, or two or three or even four to come hom with me tonight. Because all I have at home is a Matt Damon bow up doll. But if anyone knows the real Matt Damon, you can bring him.

Alex Gaskarth: If someone brings Matt Damon, I'll come too.

by JesieKonstantine829 January 4, 2010

badakathcare

Healthcare in the state of Michigan

Donald Trump thinks healthcare is a privilege, Barack and I think it’s a right to have badakathcare.

by funguy10 October 31, 2020

Jack Barakat

Amazingly sexy guitarist of the band All Time Low. He likes the macarena and wants herpes. He still hasn't found his mom yet and although he is a guitarist, it doesn't mean he's actually good at playing. He has great hair but a little penis.

Have you seen Jack Barakat lately?

Oh yeah, he was looking for his mom!

by Meghin Barakat January 19, 2009

Jack Barakat

The adorable guitarist for All Time Low that's been my favorite for three years. He also called me pretty.

Me: Hi Jack!
Jack Barakat: Hi! *hugs*
Me: Okay...*laughes*
Jack: You're really pretty when you laugh.

Me: Uh..?
Jack: BYE! *runs into the port o potty*

by Jemy May 31, 2009

jack barakat

the uber smexy guitarist of all time low!!! he rox my sox!!!!!!!!

jack barakat is deffinently the second coming

by his_luver October 26, 2008