banquest

The culmination of a quest to have sex with, or "bang", an individual.

Great news! My banquest last night was amazing. He rode me like a horse.

by Evan from Canada April 4, 2008

Banquished

Extreme and irreversible displacement from your home or workplace. Banished + Vanquished = Banquished

Stay away from Jeff's desk. If he finds anything is missing you're likely to find yourself banquished to some third world country.

by Brett Bowen April 10, 2008

Athletic Banquet

An award ceremony recognising athletes for their athletic achievements

Michelle: I wish we had an athletic banquet this year! You would've won ALL the MVP awards!
Rachel: Not all of them, only Rock Climbing, Mountain Biking, and Golf

by alla gomma June 4, 2020

Turd Banquet

1. A large feast consisting of nothing but freshly squeezed ass biscuits, normally served in a large bowl of water
2. Krissy

Michael lifed up the toilet seat to reveal his greatest creation... the mighty TURD BANQUET!!!

by RYTOE November 7, 2003

thyestean banquet

In Greek mythology, Thyestes ate the flesh of his own slaughtered sons at a banquet. A "Thyestean banquet" is any excessively horrific act.

That girl's outfit is a total Thyestean banquet!

by Pandacita December 27, 2007

banqnas

The best ae editor omg

Oh yeah the best editor is banqnas for sure!

by Ctrltrlc April 30, 2021

proletarian banquet

when the proletariat celebrates the birthday of one of its own, not in a banquet hall, but right in the middle of the warehouse or machine shop during lunch hour

since i work in a warehouse, I was invited to a proletarian banquet last week.

by Sexydimma March 29, 2015