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Bajonkers 

Banjonkers is an adjective usually used in place of words describing severe pain or surprise
Much like the word smurf it can mean mostly anything you'd like it to.
1.) That hard drive got so hot it burned the bajonkers out of my fingers when I picked it up.

2.) I turned the corner and ran into Pennywise. He scared the bajonkers out of me. Now I don't know where Georgie went.
Bajonkers by WarriorMan256 October 20, 2019
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cap banners 

A failed attempt by a pathetic Napoleonic little man to overthrow the capflag empire because he thought he possessed omnipotent power.
Al Bennati thought that by obtaining the cap banners url he would hold the capflag empire captive and under his control. Obviously dementia had set in early and they took him away on the short bus shortly thereafter!

Monka Bonkers 

When someone did something crazy, something crazy happened, or a general state of excitement.
Woah dude! You just boxed that kid like a floppa; that was monka bonkers!
Monka Bonkers by trendSetter6969 September 26, 2021
bonkers by Aaron W. December 3, 2002
That was bonkers dude!

blonkers 

A form of eyewear.

Similar to blinkers and totally invisible, blonkers are usually worn by car enthusiasts loyal to one particular car manufacturer and model. Not always easy to spot being worn until the wearer starts telling you how much their car weighs, it's power to weight ratio etc. A dead giveaway would be if they tell you how difficult it is to properly tune an NA engine.
"Dude, Honda built the Integra Type-R DC2 as a stripped out road going racer"

"Oh ffs, check out the blonkers on that guy....."
blonkers by w0dge January 1, 2009

Five Jew Bankers 

proper n.) Popularized by the adult swim cartoon, "Sealab 2021", they are the supposed masterminds behind the world's governments, financial systems, and media outlets; the "owners" of the world.
The real reason Kennedy was shot was because he stiffed one of the Five Jew Bankers on a bar tab.