Bombay barometer

That miraculous sensor situated in the anal tract that enables the operator to determine whether the chamber is loaded with gas or solid matter, before risking a fart. The Bombay barometer may give faulty readings when, for example, swamped by large quantities of beer and curry, with disastrous results.

"Who dropped the dark blockbuster? Smells like someone's Bombay barometer failed!"

by bromp January 20, 2009

Binometer

Measures the maximum amount of time an individual can spend grooming and preening in a public restroom before arousing suspicion

Man, Dinino blew the top off the binometer! He must have spent 20 minutes feathering his hair in the restroom today.

by Furry Trout December 15, 2009

bogometer

A notional instrument for measuring bogosity. Compare the Troll-O-Meter and the ‘wankometer’ described in the wank entry; see also bogus.

A man in a suit attempted to con me, but my bogometer exposed his bogosity and I escaped without being ripped off.

by TheBlackHandOfDeath June 15, 2011

bastometer

a scale used to determine the bastardism exhibited by men.
scales include vomit inducing bastard,boring bastard, bit of a bastard, stupid bastard, bastard, complete bastard, complete and utter bastard, extreme bastard and c**t.
To be used in conjunction with the complometer

after much thought she rated him as bit of a bastard on the bastometer

by liz and claire October 1, 2007

social barometer

Something used to define social norms and gauge appropriate behavior in a social situation.

If you are using John as a social barometer, you are in trouble.

by Jammenhammer August 3, 2006

barometer

Noun - Actually a devise for measuring pressure. Is commonly used by adults esp. teachers/coaches as any kind of obscure measurement. A PSAT, for example, acts as a barometer for how well you will do in the actual SAT.

Coach: The interval workout we're doing today will serve as a barometer to see how well you'll run in a meet.

by Cheesy13 September 7, 2005

anal barometer

An instrument that measures changes of the air pressure inside of an anal cavity without using a sausage.

Sorry hun, my anal barometer is big to fit in your thigh!

by analholio August 9, 2016