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Bandura

A musical instrument
A clan name
A wonderful person who genuinely cares bout individuals in their circle. Someone you should never let go of and do your best to be there for them as they are for you. Even if it means getting arrested because you think the mafia is after them so you sit in their backyard for a few nights. Beware though, as large as their heart may be it can disappear aswell as you will after you get arrested. A friend you will miss when not around but a friend whom you have to respect their boundaries when they ask you to stay away.

A friend you can always forgive
Someone you would have done anything for even if you were going crazy from things in your personal life and still would do anything for after cleaning up your personal life.
A friend you wish you could thank for all the help they gave you but words nor actions can truly show.
Don't charge me Bandura, I'm going crazy.
A thing that should have been spoken aloud many years ago.
by Imsorry-bluesteyes January 25, 2021
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Antonio Banderez

antonio banderas; is the name. hes a spanish actor thats married to some old white actress ,ugly. He deserves better.
by outlast October 11, 2003
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Bandursking

Someone who comes into work only three out of five days a week.
Tim: Did Karen come into work today?

Fred: No she is Bandursking again.
by minor threat February 9, 2010
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banduring

delusional inventing things and calling them skinny legends
- omg why am I the only one listening to Lana Del Rey she is so skinny legend

- no you’re not the only one? the fuck stop banduring
by rimthing December 13, 2021
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taylor bandura

Artistic person, loves photography and is berry loving, she like everything to be perfect and hates when people did her art. She’s funny, witty, and easy going. She loves to dress up(on the occasion) and love to hangout with her friends.
Taylor Bandura her photos are phenomenal.
by Obsessed(W)Taylor September 16, 2020
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Dahi Bandur

English Translation - Yogurt Monkey!
A slur for white people.
Tyrone: What do you call a child molesting, dog fucking, dairy consuming, school shooting, basement dweller?
Aryan: A Dahi Bandur!
by Chadpreet Ballsdeep May 8, 2022
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bandyret bonch

A typical rhyme as created by the one and only AEB, maestro of parrotrap productions. A typical 'bonch is a rhyme of anywhere from 2 to any number of lines, usually rhyming on alternate lines, but not always, and occasionally freeform non-rhyming verse. The content may be about anything, but usually contains obscure historical references, fragments of personal writings of others creepily stolen off of their webpages, perverse sexual references, and the obligatory autistic metaphors, similies, non-sequiturs, and allusions that make a bandyret bonch such a rich art form. An excellent example of one is as follows (this is in the form of a limerick):

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There once was a boner named speed,

Who straw an incredible screed,

he dank in the pop,

with a whizz and a lop,

and crew it all tooty and weed;

SUPERSEDE!
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Another form of bandyret bonch is the rap rhyme, usually quite rhythmic and also quite non-sensical to the average person. An example is as follows:

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poison, get your noise on,
away from this noisome
nuisance. Now, dance, dance,
pants yo' ants; zoo-e, crewy
too. Da bald man dance as
fast as France; did-n't
you wish you could, too?
(Toucan Sam, he's yer man!)
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(please note that this and all bandyret bonches are copyright 2005-6-whenever Parrotrap Productions, inc. and using one or more without permission from said organization (or at least giving proper credit as to author and publisher) gives them permission to prosecute to the fullest extent of the law.)
person 1: "Only in L.A., a psychadelic day..."

person 2: "Ohohohohohoh Ohmygawd! You're starting my favorite bandyret bonch; I LOOOOOVE this one!"
by A card in the wind May 4, 2006
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