by Cobra Operated June 26, 2010
Get the Bammer Laced mug.A person who supports the Alabama Crimson Tide football team and consequently possess a greater inclination to take a "shortcut" ( cheat) to accomplish even the simplest of tasks, such as recruiting a football player.
A true Bammeroid would tell a lie even when it would be easier to tell the truth. A real Bammeroid wears some sort of houndstooth as a 'crown of thorns' just like the houndstooth worn by their messiah: Paul Bear Bryant. You see this type slavishly adoring the man that 'rassled' a little bitty bear cub, smoked unfiltered cigarrettes, used hookers as a bait and switch and drank rot gut whiskey to further his football team as they won over 20 national championships.
Bammeroids generally display clouded thought processes, are quick to anger, and have trouble expressing themselves eloquently. Known to beat or shoot family members (Pinson) or significant others especially at halftime of games that the Tide is losing. In fact, Alabama has a higher rate of Trailer Park women that fall up the steps.
Bammeroids should be considered redneck, armed and dangerous.
A true Bammeroid would tell a lie even when it would be easier to tell the truth. A real Bammeroid wears some sort of houndstooth as a 'crown of thorns' just like the houndstooth worn by their messiah: Paul Bear Bryant. You see this type slavishly adoring the man that 'rassled' a little bitty bear cub, smoked unfiltered cigarrettes, used hookers as a bait and switch and drank rot gut whiskey to further his football team as they won over 20 national championships.
Bammeroids generally display clouded thought processes, are quick to anger, and have trouble expressing themselves eloquently. Known to beat or shoot family members (Pinson) or significant others especially at halftime of games that the Tide is losing. In fact, Alabama has a higher rate of Trailer Park women that fall up the steps.
Bammeroids should be considered redneck, armed and dangerous.
Shug: Hey look over there!! look at the big tattooed Bammeroid.
Fulmer: Do you mean the one with the Piggly Wiggly Grocery Bag of money?
Shug: yeah, he is right next to the Escalade.
or
"They showed a picture of Bear Bryant, and my grandfather said, `That's one of the greatest men to ever walk this earth beside Jesus Christ and General (Robert E.) Lee," the Big Bammeroid recalled. "Then I heard the coach talk, and I fell in love. I'll never forget it."
Fulmer: Do you mean the one with the Piggly Wiggly Grocery Bag of money?
Shug: yeah, he is right next to the Escalade.
or
"They showed a picture of Bear Bryant, and my grandfather said, `That's one of the greatest men to ever walk this earth beside Jesus Christ and General (Robert E.) Lee," the Big Bammeroid recalled. "Then I heard the coach talk, and I fell in love. I'll never forget it."
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Redneck, toolish, uneducated, obnoxious Alabama football fan who has no connection to the University of Alabama, save that he/she lives within the border of the State of Alabama. Bammers tend to live in clusters and erect small shrines to Bear Bryant in their living quarters. Bammers liberally use the term "we" when describing the exploits of the University of Alabama footbal team.
Now that the University of Alabama's football program has won a few games, the Bammers grow more insufferable by the day.
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Get the Bammered mug.A term used in the Southeast U.S. to describe arrogant, redneck fans of the University of Alabama football program. Most bammers have never set foot on the school's campus, much less taken a class or graduated from there, and don't care about any sport other than football. A bammer usually can't tell you anything about the University of Alabama unless it is football related. More intelligent bammers may know that the school is in Tuscaloosa, but don't count on it. Despite having absolutely no affiliation with the school besides liking their football team, bammers use the word "we" when talking about Bama football. They will also pick a fight over "their" school, especially if you talk smack about Bear Bryant. Bammers have a deep-seated hatred for Auburn football, often referring to anyone affiliated with Auburn as a "barner," and are very sore losers. You are most likely to find bammers in trailer parks, and in line to collect either unemployment or welfare.
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"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
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"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"
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