by ernieundbert May 09, 2005
by blus November 14, 2008
Bamboo is a grass which grows fastest in the world. It can grow up to 3 feet in 24 hours. But it starts growing after more than a year. The explanation is that it needs strong roots which take long to grow. If it started growing the body of it without a root, it would fall down and never grow upward!
by CHESS BRO October 06, 2020
A politically correct curse word. Modeled after an episode of Man VS Wild in which Bear Grylls attempts to craft a windsurfer out of bamboo. After unsuccessfully attempted to break off pieces of bamboo for a long time, he screams out "AAAARRRRRGGGGG BAAAAMMMMMBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOO!!!" in pure frustration.
by PureRawmance December 09, 2010
An Asian's morning wood.
person 1: "He had such a hard on this morning."
person 2: "He's asian right?"
person 1: "Yeah?"
person 2: "So would you call his morning wood a bamboo?"
person 2: "He's asian right?"
person 1: "Yeah?"
person 2: "So would you call his morning wood a bamboo?"
by HHOT April 02, 2012
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