Baton twirling

A bad ass sport where you have a metal stick in your hand and try not to beat the shit out of your self in the process of doing these hard tricks

YO I GOT WACKED IN THE FACE BATON TWIRLING LAST NIGHT

by QUICKDICKLARRY May 26, 2018

Baton

A weapon used by law enforcement and other miscellaneous groups. It may consist of a straight or T-shaped rigid stick, or a collapsible version in both aforementioned forms. They are either made out of steel, wood, or polycarbonate. Contrary to popular belief, batons are NOT made out of rubber, except rarely as in the grip. Common manufacturers are ASP, Monadnock, Fury Tactical, and Smith And Wesson. Some examples are the PR-24, the Monadnock AutoLock, and the ASP 26".

"That cop just pulled out his baton on that dude"
"Stop resisting or I'll pull my baton out!"
"I carry a baton, since they're easy to conceal."

by TheSuperTrooper December 30, 2016

the balcony

(n) to stand, fully clothed, next to the one you love and put your hand down each other's trousers, thus forming "the balcony".

I couldn't wait to get Kathleen home to show her how much I love her so we made the balcony while we waited for our lift homes.

by daveaux July 4, 2014

balconing

Jumping from a balcony to a pool below. Or missing...

We were balconing when Jimmy cracked his head open on the pavement

by balconer August 15, 2010

Baloon Knot

Slang: synonomous with asshole. Mainly because a normal tight sphincter resembles the inside of a knot made on a baloon.

Hey ... last night I popped her right in the baloon knot.

by Joey Provalone January 24, 2003

balcony

(n) when you stand, fully clothed, next to the one you love and put a hand down each other's trousers, thus forming a balcony with your arms.

Sometimes, when Kathleen and I fallout, we make a balcony as a pacifier.

by daveaux July 4, 2014

bop your baloney

male masturbation, jacking off

what, ya got cock blocked, you gonna go home and bop your baloney?

by biffula October 3, 2006