bastages

Fumbled form of "bastards" first used in the 1984 film "Johnny Dangerously" by the character Roman Moroni, who had a mishandle of English obscenities.

"You fargin sneaky bastages. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches!"

by Kyle_in_Quebec June 20, 2006

balagom

A pizza topping that's common everywhere except Domino's.

You got balagom?

by Karlingtonius July 8, 2021

Baltasar

Tall guy with HUGE pennis. He is also very funny

Person 1: wow, he has a giant pennis
Person 2: they don't call him Baltasar for no reason

by Big pennis December 13, 2017

Balagadoo

When something goes horribly wrong and you don’t have the words to describe it.

Boss: “Jonny I’ve been sleeping with your wife and she’s leaving you for me. By the way you are fired”.

Jonny: “It balagadoo be like that!”

by chefnatebecookin August 28, 2022

Boltage

Is a thing to consider while calculating the real Boltigizing of a boltage , boltage is 10sqrt3 this is to find the real value of something following the boltagisiming formuluea.

I boltaged my money

by The KITKAT of kintucky November 15, 2022

baltazar

One of the best guys you could ever meet. Sweet, handsome, witty and funny, Baltazar has a natural charm which makes everyone love him. Your life is incomplete without a Baltazar.

Always true and honest with the girls, he never takes anyone for granted. No matter what happens, he will stick by his girl and never leave her side. She will be the luckiest girl on the planet.

Baltazar is such a babe

Every girl wants a guy like Baltazar

by seashell101 September 9, 2012

balagala

When u accidentally cut your penis off and a swarm of bees eat it

Omg Dave just balagala, the bees

by My. Dawg February 26, 2022