ballstacio

A common term used to describe somebody who has a mustache on their ballsack. It is a birth defect and it can not be fixed with surgery.

Person 1: "what is this mustache on my balls?"

Person 2: "certainly it is a ballstacio"

Person 1:"certainly"

by apieceofshit April 21, 2011

ballstache

When you place your ballsack across someone's upper lip. If done correctly, your cock should rest on their forehead.

While Mary was giving me a blowjob I decided to surprise her with a ballstache.

by Stiffboy May 8, 2005

Ballstruck

When you attach 2 wires to your testicles and power them up to electrocute your dick. Which, in an instant, will make you ejaculate as fast as you can say " Jiz ".

" Yesterday I got bored and wanted to wank, but I went a bit overboard and I tried Ballstrucking and I came in an instant

by Jimmy's Wiener January 25, 2018

Ballsbarism

Having serious courage doing a predominantly male activity similar to viking activities.

Jerry just had sex with his girlfriends mom and her best friend. Then burned down the house for the hell of it. The takes some serious Ballsbarism.

by Joe899911 April 23, 2007

ballstank

The unpleasant and unmistakeable smell of pent up ball sweat experienced by a woman when giving head to a man.

"I almost wouldn't mind giving hummers if it weren't for the ballstank."

by funkiemunkee February 4, 2010

occupy ballstreet

1. Getting laid in the era of the occupy movement where virtually everything is getting occupied including genitals.
2. Having sexual intercourse with a girl for a longer than average period of time.
3. A girl stubbornly follows her objective to make love to you this night... and succeeds.

1. Girls, after having my fith Mojito I am proudly announcing you that I will occupy ballstreet of the first handsome guy that runs into me tonight.
2. Bro, she occupied my ballstreet all night long. Felt like she was camping on my balls. Thanks to her I can hardly walk now.
3. I am feeling kinda used. There was this girl at the party and she totally occupied my ballstreet. She totally held the reins.

by LansHanda November 8, 2011

ballstasticle

Fantastic like balls.
the combination of balls(testes) fantisic(super) and testicle(balls)

Dude this sandwhich is Ballstasticle

by Booty Brown March 13, 2008