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A container for the voice altering substance (helium) that is often used by hippies and colt memmbers such as Sea Scouts, FFA, WWF, and the SCG (Senior Citizens Group).

An object used to shut up small children.
Give that fucking kid a balloon and get him out of my face.

Don\'t forget to grab the balloons we\'re going to Sea Scouts.
balloon by Kellen Olson April 26, 2005
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An air troop epic card in Clash Royale. This card is considered a win condition because it only targets buildings and it does a huge amount of damage. It it used in cycle decks or by people who use annoying cards. It's 5 elixir and it's good for its damage, also it does death damage that does area damage, and yes the area damage damages troops.
Balloon is a gay card in clash royale even though it's good.
Balloon by RandomGuyIsCool November 21, 2022
Why the heck do you not know what a balloon is? Are you ok? Is life ok?! GET HELP?! ITS A BALLOON FOR CHRISTS SAKE
Do you know what a balloon is?
Yes, Jerry. I'm not deranged.
Balloon is a word to describe when someone has been out on the sesh all night and escsalades in a moment of sheer joy,jubilation and insanity
Matt Woodward from Gorbishire he just loves ballooning........
Balloon by bellend, wammy n ginge September 7, 2006
Once i looked at her, My balloon started to blow up.
Balloon by Mr. Jesus, the fish July 14, 2010
(v) The act of pulling one's penis out of a girl's rectum while she is unconscious, thus causing her rectum to be extracted, inside-out, from her body, through her anus. This is a common college party prank.
Dude, let's balloon her. You wack on the back of the head, and I'll pull out.

Alfred Lord Hymenson once said: "'Tis better to have ballooned and laughed than never to have ballooned a gal."
balloon by achroom April 18, 2006
1. a condom

2. a supplier of heroin
If the balloon doesn't fit, you may have to do research on how to find the right size.