ballsanus

The area between your anus and your balls.

Aarne's ballsanus smells like skiddy's shit.

by Joe Penis November 25, 2007

ballbanger

A person who loves to bang another individuals testicles.

Dammit, Jacob Mackenzie! Quit being a penis twirling ballbanger!

by Elle Stephary September 8, 2007

Ballsandwich

Ballsandwich is a term that means, when taken superficially, any and every situation in which there are any variety of balls pressed up against two or more other objects, but to take the word in this light would be a misnomer. Ballsandwich is a transcendental idea that represents everything distasteful in the mind of a college male. As such, ballsandwich is not divided up into discrete units, but instead exists as a continuum, like soup. A person can have some ballsandwich, but when referring to the plurl of ballsandwich (ballsandwii), one must be discussing more than one CLASS of ballsandwich. For example, someone can want ballsandwich, but if they want two or more distinct kinds of ballsandwich, the person is correct in asking for ballsandwii.

Ryan: Adam, I'm feeling very hungry, wanna go get some lunch?
Adam: Ryan, you're such a tool and I hate you. Go eat some ballsandwich.
Ryan: Adam, I really don't like you, and one of these days I'm going to kill you.
Adam: On second thought Ryan, you should eat ballsandwii, and throw yourself off a cliff.
Ryan: Thanks Adam, I'm so glad I'm rooming with you.

by 113 Hunter Hall February 26, 2008

Ballang

a Saggy Droopy Nut Sack. caused by hot wether or heat.

Girl: Look At His Ballang!

Boy: I Got A Ballang That saggs even more!

by Kaptain Shit Ass February 20, 2009

ballbañero

The act of applying habañero hot sauce to one's scrotum (usually amongst friends) in order to gain unlimited man points. Usually combated by dunking one's scrotum into a cup of milk when the pain becomes too unbearable.

At the party last night, Fred pulled off a ballbañero for two hours before giving in to the cow juice.

by nothisispatrick August 29, 2010

Ballpanus

The penis, anus, balls triangle, like the "Ballpanus Triangle"

You better hope nothing ever goes missing in my ballpanus triangle.

by Bacj November 7, 2010

ballantic

(adj) a classy version of the word "baller" or "awesome." It can be used in common speech or at high class cocktail parties. It is derived from the French word "ballant," meaning "loose" or "dangling."

Wow, that's a ballantic sweater vest you have over there.

Abe Lincoln's top hat was quite ballantic.

Jay-Z presents himself in a very ballantic fashion.

This caviar is ballantic!

by ballanticbro November 1, 2010