Ballhog

In basketball, one who never passes the ball to other players and just tries to shoot for himself.

Bob: Mike is such a ballhog; whenever he gets the ball, he just shoots it without even trying to pass it to one of us!
Joe: I know right...

by yu hm September 5, 2012

ballcuzzi

Place your nuts in a bowl of warm water. Then have a girl put a straw into the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls. Rubber ducky is optional of course.

by irgge5 July 31, 2003

ballcupper

A man whose life is devoted to the comfort and pleasure of a higher ranking officer. He spends his free time hating on those who have a real job.

Pat Tanner is the brigade commander's ballcupper.

by Bitch Rat III October 8, 2008

Ballzheimers

Repetitive fornication with previous partners forgoing all principle purposes for initial dissolution of the relationship to begin with.

"He went back to her again!?"

"Yeah...He has a serious case of Ballzheimers!"

by bamf269 August 14, 2012

Ballhair

Hair that grows on ones balls.

Hey man what are you doing?

Oh nothing just shaving my ballhair.

by mikebjammin December 2, 2010

Ballcheese

White lotus grease residue on the sides of ones groin and nutbag. It smells like rotten cheese to the nose. Take a fuckin shower NOW! Before you ever decide again to fuck a chick or stroke your Johnson....!

Mr. Cooockmeat had mad smells today in class. His cratch must be full of ballcheese!

by Tigerblood85 July 20, 2019

Ballcockery

An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.

"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."

"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."

"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"

by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009