Blenis

A secret codename by 5th graders who are too scared to say penis.

Greg: "You seen that kid's blenis?"
Daniel: "Yeah, smaller than a shrimp."

by YourHipGrandmaBertha May 19, 2020

Balenin

Cool, or anything cool, awesome, etc.

We are so balenin.

by Balenin Dawg January 13, 2010

baenis

the combination of baby and penis - used to refer to someone's penis who doesn't have the guts to do something

Antoine- Woooooow thats crazy, why didnt he go for that chick?

Sean- He's a goon

Antoine- With a baenis!

by bb.bebe.beba June 4, 2009

balanism

As this is the urban dictionary, I suppose the best definition would be 'sticking something up your arse'! More specifically and for those of a more 'technically minded' nature, it is the use of suppositories or pessaries (hence killing at least one myth, that the 'pessary' is a small bird that lives in New Zealand!..that's a cassowary).

Balanism doesn't usually have anything to do with masturbation or marsupials, contrary to popular misconception.

by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006

baenis

when you have bae and she got anus, you get "baenis", the most powerful weapon in the world, destroying much anus in its use.

"we got fucked with their baenis. hard."

by baenis March 13, 2019

Baleistic

Inspired by the Christian Balerant in 2008 on the set of Terminator Salvation, the term refers to the verbal abuse of others with profanity-laden expletives for several minutes at a time.

Danny went baleistic on the barista after discovering that she added soy milk to his triple latte.

by grovemeister February 6, 2009

Blenis

A stupid person, kinda how you might call a capable person retarted to say there dumb or did a dumb thing. Also used if person is very ugly.

What a blenis he is.

by Matthew111 December 2, 2007